Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Which version of Columbus's history am I teaching?
- We want what's best for Montana.
Time I horse traded you.
- Right on Main Street. For all the world to see.
- Yeah.
- Seven years.
Not dying yet.
- He'll bleed out in 20 minutes. We've got to cauterize it.
Keep an eye on all of 'em.
- I need another one of these from...anyone.
- All right. Hit it.
The best measure of progress in a town is decent coffee.
- Ha ha ha!
- Oh I think it's what we can do for you.
- I'm very curious to learn what I can do for you.
and sent to a Catholic school
- It's kinda like a Whole Foods.
- You don't need permission to leave, Walker.
- Long. My last name is Long.
you can use that for his vomit.
We start with a 100 million dollar investment in land.
- I've reconsidered.
without spending a dime.
It used to be "Long Spear,"
- That cowboy wit. Never gets old.
makes the horses quiet.
- I'm flattered by the offer.
you ride a horse like a teenager fucks--
Hell of a morning, huh?
- Thank you, sweetheart.
- Don't worry, there's only about 60 left.
on the reservation with one less teacher.
it's a gas stop on the way to destinations.
But I've been living like it. That might be worse.