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You have an ulcer and it's ruptured.
- You wake him up, you put him back to sleep.
- [laughs]
[eerie atmospheric music]
Okay.
- I do. I'm Navy. I have medic training.
Keep it there, son.
That's how I'm fixed for junk.
- I haven't seen you since your son died.
It's a brand new me.
We straightened it. You're welcome.
Shit! They're moving this way. Watch out!
- He's willing to get after it all day.
- I need one of you to hold him, I need two to assist.
- Yeah.
I guess nothing will, huh? - Here we go.
You were pretty firm on that, if I recall.
I guess that's worth something.
- You need to learn the art of de-escalation.
- Send in the dogs.
- Depends on the land.
And I am digging a 200 square mile moat
- Your name's Cowboy.
It's like I'm a fucking ghost.
[dogs barking]
- Take all the time you want.
Your last meal before you hit the road?
All right?
They don't have the investment infrastructure.
- Yeah? Who?
- Had the hell beat out of them.
Jimmy, stay seated, no matter what.
And...
Trying to make my way to Arizona.
Take that, motherfucker!
- Columbus.
♪ Hey pretty baby come and spend a little time with me ♪