Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sick of parallel Bender lording his cowboy hat over me.
And nappster says illegal copies never hurt anybody.
- Yaah! Whuh! - Waaa-taah!
He never saw the propaganda film.
Far out.
- Listen, you fat Internet nerd. - Listening.
Ordinarily, Billy would work hard...
Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
Now, that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes.
But I just downloaded her because I love you.
Well, so what if I love a robot? It's not hurting anybody.
A casino where I always win? That's boring.
- Big deal. - We all feel like that all the time...
No! Stay out. There's a... a guy goin' for the Tetris world record in there.
Open this door.
I know it hurts, buddy...
Whoo-hoo! Whoopee!
- You stifle, Bender. - Hooray!
Hug me, Liubot.
If you don't shut down right now, the only thing wired about you will be your jaw.
- What should we do next? - I wanna see the edge of the universe.
Oh, dear. She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot.
Yeah, at our wedding.
- Nah, nothin' like that, although we do have Lucy Liu.
Are there no further bids for this exquisite galaxy?
And then when I feel so stuffed I can't eat any more...
What is the world comin'to?
I want you to know that I love you as much as a man can love...
The real Lucy Liu, the one you can see a movie of in the popcorn stadium.
and kiss-ass articles in People magazine...
Yeah? At least Picard had the guts to admit he was bald.
For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation...