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Did you hear that? She likes me.
"Boring"? Wasn't that the period when they cracked the human genome...
I knew I should've shown him The Noisy Killer.
Yeah, but now it's the distant future.
They have a college kid wear that to attract customers.
which, it turns out, is a lot.
- You're one sexy man... - Philip J. Fry.
Ow! It hurts!
Damn it! We're weren't countin' on them being as smart as they are sexy.
All civilization was just an effort to impress the opposite sex...
Take this and that and one of these.
- But... But... - Don't be a prude, Fry.
That was incredible, Bender.
I've only got two fantasies left...
Listening
Enemy deleted, memories losed
So, uh, what do you feel like doing?
- What part of that do I understand? - It's simple.
I can't. I'm a vampire.
No Thanks, Mum I'd rather make out with my Lana Rhoadesbot
Did that make any impression on you, Fry? Fry?
Life was bad, but now it's good forever.