Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

while you're circling the drain like a total turd.

Maybe could you bring some of your spinach dip?

-That's right! -Yes!

Get digging, Rick, the ingredients are probably underground.

Every time you close your eyes, Andrew,

-I wanted to see if you were okay? -[scoffs] I'm fine.

and I want that for you.

Like, is she actually pretty, or is she just young?

-Oh, God, they're right. -There's nothing I can do. I'm gonna die.

Oh, I just, you know, got it pubed. Do you like it?

-Guess who. -Joy Behar!

You're getting your hair pubed?

I bet it smells like moldy pashminas in there.

Is your mind blown?

but that doesn't mean you leave Dad's coffin festering in a parking lot...

♪ And all that went unspoken ♪

♪ Jesse, I'll always cut fresh flowers For you ♪

You think I don't want to put my Private Benjamin in her parent trap?

and I don't respond well to change.

Sounds like your friend is doing much better than you are.

Have her sit shiva on your Hebrew National?

Mmm! Well, this is a tasty cake pop! [chuckles]

Rick, sit down and shut the fuck up!

Oh, stress you don't know.

[laughs] Yeah. She is funny.

Mom! So, you're just gonna leave without saying goodbye?

You got a block of cheese at home.

What's the worst that could happen?

-Polio's making a comeback. -Oh, yeah.

Jessi, everything's gonna be okay.

-What the... -Or the number of tampons you've ruined?

[sobs] His penis sounded like Ray Romano!

-Indeed. -Well, then at least jerk off!

and believe me, the audience wants to see what that is!

-Like, hello! Meth head, please. -Maury, she's seven.

-Hey, Andy. -Hi.

Who was Lewis Glouberman?

Your daddy's gonna be restocking red pepper hummus

No! When I broke the Method and jerked off to her picture,

Getting Carlo off of crystal meth.

Oh, man, I've heard so much about you. You're, like, famous to me.

Oh, well, that's actually great, because I am busy,

I was able to find someone who actually wanted to bake with me.