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Yeah, come on. Let's tear off this Band-Aid.
Did I? Did I? Dido? What happened to Dido?
and you're making it fucking gross! Ugh!
I mean, who needs both hands to pick up a fucking glass?
Great! All right, then squeeze that fat little cutie until the juice comes out.
♪ And, oh, how it sucks to be so wrong ♪
♪ Put on cologne And I will wait by the phone for you ♪
-What is the matter with you? -[gasping]
-What's that now? -Disease, murder, car accidents.
[Andrew] Oh, for Zaide!
My whole body is tense, like Joe Biden is whispering a dirty joke in my ear.
-For Zaide. -For Zaide!
Do this for me. Yoidle your doidle in my honor.
Oh, be careful pouring that flour, hon.
No! Marc Marone!
Well, then great! I mean, come on.
Hey, are you all right?
These parents are finally getting their shit together.
Your dad'll be waiting for you when you get off the train.
-So you're getting rid of me? -Oh, dear.
My mom can't just shut me out of the bake-off because I'm gay.
I'm not doing my method at all, and baby's gonna ruin his only winter hat!
-Zaide! -You should yoidle your doidle.
I'm not going to make a cake with a woman. Ever!
and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
Thank God.
It's always been you.
Military school? Chemical castration?
It's gonna be so awkward this year.
Of course.
What the fuck is going on?
-Let's sit with this nice man who is... -[squelching]
That's exactly what would happen.
She's a smart, nice mommy, and I love her so much!
Go tell Jessi your dream about how soft she made your dick!
I'm sorry, I can't... [sighs]
to the living room before I picked you up.
No, no. I can't!
-What if we entered the bake-off? -Aiden...
Hi, girls!
Did Dido do that?
She knows you're gay, and now it'll be out in the open.