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- All right, okay... - Thank you!
He's leaving for the Caymans for a month. We've gotta do it now.
- What did I do wrong? - You didn't do anything wrong.
- Name, sir? - Fenton, Heather.
I got it for you at the airport.
Where is he?
- Take your shoes off. - What? Why?
- Not at all. - Thank you.
So when did you get out?
You haven't seen her since?
Well, you're something of a clean slate, Roy.
I usually take off for a day or two to let her calm down.
Um... Yeah.
Mmm.
Mmm.
That's embarrassing. Just stop.
- Don't say what? - You know what.
Thank you for coming.
I don't need a partner who's like:
Thanks for not saying anything.
Looks like someone put it through the wash by accident.
- Would you let him out? - Oh, sorry.
Without me, Frank.
Angela, okay. Angela. Angela.
I'm a con artist.
Okay, you remember your cue, right?
Hi.
Uh-huh.
- Nice meeting you. I'll be over here. - Great.
- The whole 80? - Uh-huh.
Otherwise, just try to be as honest and open with them as possible.
Here you go.
It's a little more complicated than that, but again, simple is safe.
Money is a foreign film without subtitles.
Judging by that last performance, I'm sure you'll think of something.
I gotta go! I got a big business meeting.
- A lot. - All right.
Roy?
- I'm Roy. - Hi, Roy.
- You seem to be doing okay. - I'm not.
What's going on with you? You switch shampoos or something?
Save that tax. Have a great day. Thank you.
I don't know.
We only hurt the ones we love, huh?
Obviously, I have a lot of tics. I find that very frustrating.
Frank.
There's a couch, if you want to sit.
Listen, I just got off the phone with Heather.
- Do you know what they were? - Yes.
- Right. - It's 543N7942.
I paid for it.
One, two, three.
I kind of got screwed on my cut. You know Frank.
Hey, sweetie.
What's that?!
Seriously? You don't have a TV?
- Simple is safe. - Simple is safe.
That's okay.
We've met people who paid twice that.
We're making spaghetti.
- It's Kathy, right? - Yeah.
Breathe. Okay.
We had a very nice conversation.
My dad's a smooth operator!
You're 14! When did you have time to get arrested?
There were in the gift shop. In my business, it pays...
How long have you worked here?
- Any luck, these guys were amateurs... - He all right?
Okay, I'm sorry. Okay.
So that was a good day, doc.
Yeah. Do you think about her much?
Come on. Come on back in the car. Come on. I'm sorry, okay?
Here, sweetie.
Keep it. Consider it a parting gift.
...and that I have a 14-year-old girl I barely know living in my house.
It's right here.
Okay, then how about this?
- Good morning. - Who says so?
- There were no cameras in the lounge. - No.
Called you names.
Make it a career, it's just a bunch of something strung together.
- Good deal, huh? - Yeah.
I heard it all.
When it's sterling versus dollars and...
- I don't have it. - Start with what you do have!
I'm not the one who put her at risk. She put us at risk!
- Where'd you find him? - Spearmint Rhino.
We're from the Federal Trade Commission.
You know where the Seven Palms Motel is?
Hey, would you watch the rug? You're spilling food...
You folks just move in together?
Your ex-wife doesn't know well enough not to give out your address.
He just gave them to you at the office?
- Jesus, Carolyn. - I wanted to surprise you.
...when I threw that glass.