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The)' Photographed you? They printed you?
Um...
- No! Okay. I'll show you one thing! - You will?
- How are both of you? - Fabulous. So who goes first?
- So you're 14? - Yep.
The baby. You were gonna have a baby.
Let me confirm your address for our courier service.
You, on the other hand, no one bats an eye.
No, but my doctor, my shrink, gave me these, and they're samples of...
You did very good. Very, very, very good.
- Bad news, he bumped it up. - What?
Because...
There's no time. I gotta get the money, get changed, get Ernie...
Thai food?
I wanna know right now or I'm calling your mother!
- Who's it going to be? - Ernie.
Pygmies.
The chefs in Italy say the spaghetti's ready if you throw it and it sticks.
Uh... Uh...
I really liked your leather and...
- Do you read the papers or watch TV? - Sometimes, yeah.
Right.
I need a check okay on three.
Angela?
- Supplifem. - Prefex!
- No sauce to go over it? - It's spaghetti alio olio!
A While.
- I'm excited about this. - We could get a dog.
What's that?
Everybody's done something bad in their life.
Any thoughts on lunch?
Where the hell were you?
...three, four.
But I think she should hear it from me.
Anyways, all you've got here is tuna. Lots of tuna.
- Nice! - One, two, three.
No, in there!
You looking for something, sucker?
Saw that guy again last night. Chuck. Guy I was telling you about.
...and a ticket to the Caymans, okay?
Why not?
There's nothing wrong with a man telephoning his ex-wife.
He and the mob, they're like this:
You gotta do what you gotta do.
But now she just wants me home in time for summer school.
It's good to see you start opening some again.
I just went out! God, I didn't even... I didn't drink, I didn't get high!
I'm sorry, I gotta take you home.
- What? - Angela.
Come on, come on! Come on!
The one thing you can control, though, is who your mark is.
Yeah, I need a carpet.
Me too, but he changed it.
- That's 80,000? - Yeah.
I figured you would have moved out to, I don't know, Hawaii.
I didn't take any money from your stupid dog!
Watch the cameras.
Why aren't you...? Why don't you go live in Hawaii?
...or a trip to Italy or France. I don't remember.
If I don't help her, she will go to jail.
This is my private line. My mom got it for my birthday...
- We gotta do it today. - I thought it was Friday.
- Hi. Safety deposit box, please. - Sure.
...to have friends on the force. Your girl's in their books.
Summer school sort of sucks. I get out at noon on Wednesday.
I'm sorry. He's unavailable. Dr. Wiley is on call if you'd like me to page him.
- I'm out. I'm done with this. - You're not done, Roy.
Someone's in here!
Yeah, yeah. We call it AstroTurf.
Okay, food is gone. I'm picking up all the food, okay?
Waller. Keep the change.
What would you like to do today, little girl?
Hey...
Did you give me this?
Well, what was his name?
You need to see someone. Don't think I'm doing this for you.
- Well, congratulations. - Excuse me?
You know, this 14-year-old girl...
- Will you stop? - Don't! Let me go!
Pygmies!
- Five, 6, 7, 8... - Hurry, he's coming!
- So you're in school, right? - Not now. It's summer.
Okay, okay, okay, Okay-
Let me ask you something, Arden. How much could you do this for?
At that dosage, you're lucky to be sitting up straight.
You changed your hair.
Chocolate, yeah. Okay, now listen...
...for you, most of all, if tomorrow morning I took you back home.
Because she hates me.
No way!
No, you don't have the pass code.
Don't shit...
I'll meet you out in front if you want. Okay. Bye.
Angela?
Thank you.
Hi. I'd like access to my safety deposit box, 366, please.
What do you think?
Wait a second.