Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You gotta be shitting me. - That's what I said.
...I started worrying about what that would do to my goddamn carpet.
- This packet contains supplements. - No, no, no.
- What's his last name? - Frechette. Chuck Frechette.
Here it comes.
You don't know that. You don't know that.
I gotta do business, you mind if...?
I told you I'd teach you a con, I didn't say I'd let you get away with it.
Do you mind if I sit there? The high back helps.
This is so...
- I want you to give her the money back. - What?
...you have five grandkids? Wow.
Do you mind if I put them up? It helps my back.
TV dinners are cool. You should get the TV to go with them.
- What? - If they'd used the postal system...
Go!
Thank you, thank you!
It's okay. It's okay, honey, go.
But then you're never gonna do it again, and you're gonna forget it. Agreed?
Yeah, technically, he's right.
- Nice to meet you, Dad. - Nice to meet you, Dad.
Sure, Bob. I didn't mean to... Sorry. I'll be...
I've never been in prison.
Watched him drop a couple G's there a month ago.
N, Norman, 7942.
Okay. Okay, let's do this.
Thank you. These still make me look old?
- Oh. - Did your mom tell you that?
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
He's gonna get you out of here, and I will see you in a day or two.
Signature and pass code, please.
Okay. How's that? You like that?
No bullshit. And watch your language at the table.
- Don't make it worse! - Shoot him!
Oh, my God! How did you get that money?
- Not listening! ...and he took his hand...
- God bless America. - Land that I love.
Then what could be more important than purifying the water your family drinks?
Oh, man, you are bad. Did you take your pills?
Oh, Lord.
I'm sorry to lose you.
Get in.
- Angela wants to talk to you though. - Who?
Hey, hello?
- Can I help you? - Carolyn Schaffer?
This teenybopper Hillary says, I am single, baby.
You saved a receipt for a hamburger?
New York Super Fudge Chunk. That's my favorite flavor.
I'm not as innocent as you think. I've done stuff with boys.
Come on back home with me, and we can get a big pizza again.
You drop out?
Thanks.
Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
- He's okay. - Nurse Hoffman.
Not now!
She said you were a bad guy.
Really?
Well, I see things differently now.
- Well, you have now. - Oh, my God.
Hello, Roy.
But I'd have to make a lot of changes.
- Did I do good? - You did...
I had a good teacher.
...it's mail fraud, and we can go after them.
You want to work soon?
You're thinking, What am I selling? What you're selling is you.
- They left the door open. It was bitchen! - It's just an open door, Roy.
Give me a contact... Hello? Hello?
Uh-huh.
- Why not keep it? - As a bank employee...
- This late? - Antiques, they wait for no man.
I'm happy to
Hello.
...the prize gets recorded as a sales expense, and you don't pay any tax.
So could you call her?
She's gonna be okay.
That's fish in a barrel.
Yeah, I love you back.
It's just I'd feel better somewhere indoors.
Can we have a little privacy?
Well, it's a little more... Bob!
Summer is the worst. The worst.
...either a Chevy Blazer, a diamond necklace...
Okay, lets do this okay, lets do this
How do you get them outside? Mine sits at home all day.
...but as much as I need to to make you comfortable with what we're doing.
Okay. Okay, shoes are... There you go.
- Go with him. Walk him to the plane. - What?
- What? - Of prison.
- Roy. - What?
It's hot.
I don't like eggs.
Hey. Hey.