Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thirteen, 14, 15. You got kids overnight?
Enjoy the Caymans, and don't get too much sun.
We'll pull the Jamaican switch. He knows you, so you're rope. I'm inside.
This is our living arrangement. I pay rent. She buys the carpets.
I understand you'd like to speak to your husband first about this.
- Fabulous cup trick. - You like that?
The dog.
More.
Here you go.
And I'm not scared shitless. That's good, isn't it?
What would you like to do?
Yeah.
- So where is she? - I wanna see my doctor.
They make you look old.
Let me show you a little something I learned in Taiwan.
Have you spoken to her?
I have all of August off. I was thinking I could come visit you.
Want to meet? We still got Chuck's money to split.
You can sit up.
But I have the packet, so I'm clearly allowed to have them.
- Right. That's $12.73. - Okay.
Working them, doc.
Signature and pass code, please.
See you, jackass.
- What city, please? - Woodland Hills, California.
- When do I get that? - When I'm dead.
Yeah, carpet stains...
Now, I hope you have something for me.
Dad, hurry! Hurry!
Sorry to disturb you. We'd like to ask you a few questions.
Good girl.
- The difference being? - They give me their money.
...eight packs of Tareyton.
He was grabbing at my chest. What was I supposed to do?
Candy Cane Lane
You can't get to the gate without a ticket!
If you're inclined against that, this session will be quite brief.
You haven't even gotten your feet wet.
I shot him.
- Thanks. That do the trick? - Let's sit.
My next guess.
Señorita.
And I thought, since we seemed to hit it off so well last time...
- So, what happened? You take him? - Yeah.
Congratulations. You bought yourself a week's worth.
- When do you think you'll be back? - I don't know, actually.
Irene, my supervisor just stepped into my office, and he would love to talk to you.
What am I gonna tell him? We can't postpone it.
- Put it there. - Let's play ball.
Roy, answer the phone, man.
- Hello, this is... - Hello?
Detectives, can you make it a little...
- Hey, hey, hey. - Put it down. I'll take care of this.
Because I screwed it up.
You taught me most of what I know, so I suppose I owe you better than this.
Well, it's not a fortune, but it will keep me in diapers. Barely.
What's the hubbub?
A flimflam man, matchstick man, loser. Whatever you want to call it.
So some nights, she just didn't come home.
I'm taking the shoes off. Give me a break over here.
Gentlemen, looks like we have a trade.
Okay, here we go.
- Honest and open with them as possible. - Right?
- Take care. - Let's do it again.
What?
Well, I don't think you're a bad guy.
Okay, okay.
Holy Mary.
Let's go, come on!
That's a nice rationalization.
What time is his flight?
For some people, money is...
So you didn't see my car?
- Really? - Yeah.
Good night.
You wrote a check, ma'am?
Push it till tomorrow.
- Oh, God! - Oh, shit, Roy.
- I want you to go. - Know how to use that?
Out of 15.
...ninety percent of it is variable.
Listen, doc...
- Take off? - Normally, I go to Carrie's...
Roy, where's Frank?
Fourteen, ready to be a man.
Now, all of a sudden...
Take her to her mother's, and drive south and never come back.
- Teachers. - I'm surprised to see you here.
Or this one.
I'm sorry, you've been the victim of fraud.
You're a cashier at a convenience store. Take his dollar and give him a ticket.
Is it all right if I leave you here alone?
Can I help?
...your account number...
You don't need much, you don't know what you want...
- You're staring. - I'm sorry.
My heart goes out to you, but this is it now.
- You're ready for this. - I was born ready.
...With $80,000 cash in it...
- Booth? - No! No! No booth!
I don't like being outdoors, which I know is called agoraphobia. Right?
- Jesus Christ, what am I...? - Don't say that.
Get out of the car, you lousy, two-bit con!
- Love them shoes, girl. - Thank you, baby.
Hey! Would you stay in the car?
Back to the bar.
- I just... I have things a certain way. - Okay.
Whoa, whoa.
- Missed by one. - Oh, you're joking!