Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fourteen, ready to be a man.
That's a nice rationalization.
He was grabbing at my chest. What was I supposed to do?
Detectives, can you make it a little...
You taught me most of what I know, so I suppose I owe you better than this.
You can't get to the gate without a ticket!
- When do you think you'll be back? - I don't know, actually.
- Booth? - No! No! No booth!
- Take off? - Normally, I go to Carrie's...
They make you look old.
I'm sorry, you've been the victim of fraud.
And I thought, since we seemed to hit it off so well last time...
- So where is she? - I wanna see my doctor.
If you're inclined against that, this session will be quite brief.
What time is his flight?
Roy, where's Frank?
A flimflam man, matchstick man, loser. Whatever you want to call it.
Okay, okay.
You haven't even gotten your feet wet.
My heart goes out to you, but this is it now.
Listen, doc...
You're a cashier at a convenience store. Take his dollar and give him a ticket.
Have you spoken to her?
We'll pull the Jamaican switch. He knows you, so you're rope. I'm inside.
Thirteen, 14, 15. You got kids overnight?
See you, jackass.
You don't need much, you don't know what you want...
Congratulations. You bought yourself a week's worth.
- So, what happened? You take him? - Yeah.
I have all of August off. I was thinking I could come visit you.
Get out of the car, you lousy, two-bit con!
Hey! Would you stay in the car?
- Right. That's $12.73. - Okay.
- Missed by one. - Oh, you're joking!
More.
Irene, my supervisor just stepped into my office, and he would love to talk to you.
Señorita.
I don't like being outdoors, which I know is called agoraphobia. Right?
- I want you to go. - Know how to use that?
Yeah.
You can sit up.
So some nights, she just didn't come home.
Working them, doc.
Now, all of a sudden...
My next guess.
Can I help?
Yeah, carpet stains...
- Hello, this is... - Hello?
Candy Cane Lane
Let me show you a little something I learned in Taiwan.
- What city, please? - Woodland Hills, California.
For some people, money is...
You wrote a check, ma'am?
What am I gonna tell him? We can't postpone it.
- Honest and open with them as possible. - Right?
What?
Enjoy the Caymans, and don't get too much sun.
I'm taking the shoes off. Give me a break over here.
But I have the packet, so I'm clearly allowed to have them.
- Take care. - Let's do it again.
Whoa, whoa.
Good night.
- Thanks. That do the trick? - Let's sit.
Gentlemen, looks like we have a trade.
And I'm not scared shitless. That's good, isn't it?
Here you go.
- Really? - Yeah.
Because I screwed it up.
Now, I hope you have something for me.
...eight packs of Tareyton.
- I just... I have things a certain way. - Okay.
Take her to her mother's, and drive south and never come back.
I shot him.
Want to meet? We still got Chuck's money to split.
...With $80,000 cash in it...
So you didn't see my car?
- You're staring. - I'm sorry.
- Hey, hey, hey. - Put it down. I'll take care of this.
Is it all right if I leave you here alone?
Dad, hurry! Hurry!
Well, it's not a fortune, but it will keep me in diapers. Barely.
- Teachers. - I'm surprised to see you here.
- When do I get that? - When I'm dead.
- The difference being? - They give me their money.
- Fabulous cup trick. - You like that?
Sorry to disturb you. We'd like to ask you a few questions.
Let's go, come on!
- Jesus Christ, what am I...? - Don't say that.
Or this one.
- Oh, God! - Oh, shit, Roy.
Good girl.
...your account number...
What would you like to do?
What's the hubbub?
- Love them shoes, girl. - Thank you, baby.
Push it till tomorrow.
Holy Mary.
Roy, answer the phone, man.
Signature and pass code, please.
This is our living arrangement. I pay rent. She buys the carpets.
I understand you'd like to speak to your husband first about this.
Out of 15.
- Put it there. - Let's play ball.
- You're ready for this. - I was born ready.
Back to the bar.
...ninety percent of it is variable.
Well, I don't think you're a bad guy.
Okay, here we go.
The dog.