Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mom, I have never failed at getting a guy.
You made 'em just like I like 'em.
Let's face it, Steve, my record's history.
Sometimes you've just got to pick the man up.
I'm yours!
Hike!
Wait a second, Peg. We had sex three nights ago.
I haven't asked you for much.
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an "open-handed chop to the Adam's apple."
And the more rewarding.
I'll be right there, Al!
There's the snap. The ball pops loose.
Hey, no-life, I need a favor.
I really tried to hurt that kid, you know?
Daddy...
Remember? We met in the boys' shower the other day?
He's at the 20, the 30.
Oops.
Well, you can't give up.
That's impossible.
I mean, once that goes, I'm nothing.
ANNOUNCER: Your attention, please.
Ahem. Ahem.
ANNOUNCER: There's the kickoff.
a "faking you out of your jock."