Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, Matt, remember? My leg?

Which class was it this time?

The garbage, Al.

The longer of the two jobs.

Now that the season's over,

No! No! Somebody stop him!

Once we start we cannot stop!

Nobody talks to us. We might as well be lepers.

Oh, buck up, Al, Polk's only up by 7.

Nobody can catch him!

and the squad is full. It's impossible.

you still hold the record

Congratulations, Kelly! That's so great!

I'm so excited.

Honey, you've got to talk to Kelly.

squeezed into those tight little uniforms.

They're almost finished.

and the eyes stop saying, "Duh,"

You don't even bathe. What do you know about water?

A guy gets a little knee to the groin,

OTHERS [CHANTING]: Red hot!

but you can call me by my nickname, Al Bundy.

Here's the play we're gonna run.

So, you want to come to my house tonight

She may not graduate,

I can get you good seats.

but it's P-O-L-K, Polk High.

I mean, even if your record is broken,

You really ought to come see your record

Oh, man, I'll tell Marcy on the way home.