Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nobody talks to us. We might as well be lepers.

Once we start we cannot stop!

Congratulations, Kelly! That's so great!

You really ought to come see your record

A guy gets a little knee to the groin,

Oh, buck up, Al, Polk's only up by 7.

you still hold the record

and the squad is full. It's impossible.

OTHERS [CHANTING]: Red hot!

and the eyes stop saying, "Duh,"

Oh, man, I'll tell Marcy on the way home.

Which class was it this time?

No! No! Somebody stop him!

I can get you good seats.

They're almost finished.

I mean, even if your record is broken,

The longer of the two jobs.

Uh, Matt, remember? My leg?

The garbage, Al.

Honey, you've got to talk to Kelly.

She may not graduate,

but it's P-O-L-K, Polk High.

So, you want to come to my house tonight

Here's the play we're gonna run.

squeezed into those tight little uniforms.

You don't even bathe. What do you know about water?

but you can call me by my nickname, Al Bundy.

Now that the season's over,

Nobody can catch him!

I'm so excited.