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I just want to know what it would cost me to have a fully comprehensive inurance on a 1970 Aston Martin.
No! Get out of our house! Go on!
this!
Hello, and welcome to the show.
That's all from me. Goodnight.
- No, no, no. I'll take the other, the crab, tiger and... - Almond requisite... t... t... ?
but if I were a mason I'd sit at the back and not get in anyone's way.
Or crab, tiger, and almonds? Very unusual.
yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid.
I mean, none of your blood caked on the walls and flesh flying out of the windows, inconveniencing the passers-by with this one.
Don't say the kid's name, vic!
Mad in The UK
You see, you unfortunately plumped for our 'Neverpay' policy,
There's a ridge of high pressure centered over Ireland
Good morning gentlemen. This is a scale model of the block.
Was The Product Of A Disordered Mind And Should Not Be Construed As Having Any Other Significance
These are the words which are not to be used again on this programme.
lunar module calling peacecap johnson
He was not meant to represent the average police officer.
- Aberdeen? - It's all right. Wait here, I got a car.
Access would be from Dibbingley Road.
Excuse me...
The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...
If you just want third party she has to keep her bra on, and if it's just theft...
Help... Help...
- Oh dear... - Looks bad!
Without more ado, the first item
which, you know, if you never claim is very worthwhile...
the basement and see if I can come up trumps with this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t.
No, no, I don't really want that, Mr...
Happy Birthday Scott
I mean, none of your blood caked on the walls and flesh flying out of the windows, inconveniencing the passers-by with this one.
That must be the first architect now.