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Well I wouldn't become a freemason now
'Course, there isn't really a basement but he just goes off and we pretend...
I'll just nip down there and get it for you.
You've got a nice torch, haven't you?
It keeps my skin nice and scaly.
But if any of you could put in a word for me I'd love to be a freemason.
Thank you.
We don't want that, do we. Do you really want that cherry in your tea?
And now...
Are you proposing to slaughter our tenants?
and I thought it best
You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards.
I'm sorry about that, gentlemen. The second architect is Mr Leavey of Wymis and Dibble.
Anyway, I think I'd better be going.
I use two kinds of aftershave lotions: Frankincense, Myrrh...
- Yes. I'd like some aftershave. - Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t...