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- I've got a second-hand apron. - Thank you.

The BBC would like to apologize for the constant repetition in this show.

What's that doing there? Or skate with just a hint of prawn?

- Forty quid and a nude lady. - No, no, I'm not interested in a nude lady.

- This is where we came in. - Yes.

Well, I'm afraid it didn't come in this morning, sir. But we have got some down at our Kensington branch.

What other ways are there of recognizing a mason?

I mean, my life has been building up to this.

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with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs

And now a sketch about a chemist

four kinds of aftershave lotion: Frankincense, ...

it's just that we're not as yet... totally satisfied with the grounds of your claim.

Oh, I'll go and have a bath.

Where are we? Show 8.

- Where's that? - Aberdeen.

It's titillation for the sake of it.

I just want to know what it would cost me to have a fully comprehensive insurance on a 1970 Aston Martin.

You lousy hypocritical whining toadies

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