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Gentlemen, we have two basic suggestions for the design of this...
- Sea bass. - Sea bass. Won't be a moment.
- Aston Martin? - Yes.
But my car was hit by a lorry while standing in the garage and you refuse to pay my claim.
There are 3 main lifts and 2 service lifts.
Actually what happens is he goes off there, off camera, and just waits there
- Right. Thank you, madam. - Oh, not at all. Thank you...
I use Rancid Polecat number two.
Oh well, that's just insurance jargon, you know.
- What's that? - A nude lady.
That's 3 degrees centigrade, 44 degrees fahrenheit, so don't forget to wrap up well.
You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads,
- Devious. - Mr Devious.
And now for something completely different.
Oh all right. Come on, George, pick it up.
I'll take it.
There you go.
And it is for this reason that the Christian Church lays upon you, the godparents,
Jack….
Having once identified a mason immediate steps must be taken to isolate him from the general public.
- But officer, this man here... - I've had enough of you. You're under arrest.
- Semprini!? - Out!
to make my breath seem sweet.