Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[men screaming]

Three little words have helped dictators rule:

- You should have seen your face. - You sick fuck!

You are going to meet Viktor, the arms dealer.

There's movement, man.

- [police siren wails] - [Seven] Contact!

A little scary up here, but...

[Two, in Turkmen] You're the last living general...

- He's not a hitman. And I'm not a CEO. - A rich asshole?

Grab my hand! Grab my hand!

♪ I wish that I was ♪

Oh, no.Wait. Wait. I got it.

- [chuckles] - Mmm.

Six, fake 'em out. I'm coming to you.

♪ Give up the fight ♪

I would love to meet your mother.

I've got four guys on me. I'm on the upper deck, and I'm screwed.

State-run television.

No, no, no, no, no!

To mean nothing to anyone.

but sometimes you gotta put bad guys on thrones.

I'm a little afraid. What do you want me to say?

[guests shouting, screaming]

♪ Bullet-bulletproof Bullet-bullet-bulletproof ♪

I would've been the last man standing.

French history stuff.

- [tires screech] - [man yells]

Maybe a little bit.

You could have fought a million battles.

[man] Presidente, we go live in five minutes.

Big motherfucker.

- ♪Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ - ♪ I do it for the glory ♪

What are you doing here?

No more DMV lines, no more shopping Christmas...

♪ I wish that I was bulletproof Bulletproof ♪

if you could do the job that you were put on this Earth to do?

You should thank me. I just saved the mission.

I became a ghost.

[woman] Just do your job.

[in Turkmen] Damn zit!

I'm feeling fucking carsick.

He's definitely an arsehole, but a likable arseshole, no?

- It's a little tight. - [tires screech]

[Five] It's time.

- [automatic gunfire] - [shouts]

[echoing breath]

to families, friends, employers, organizations.

- [in English] Get me to the rescue boat. - One.

Daqeeq, seriously?

[car horn blaring]

Don't look at me like that. I'm fucking American.

♪ Oh, let me take you there ♪

It filed no flight plan, it ignored control and then disappeared.

Do you know anything about that?

[Seven] We got five more targets.

[Three] Woochie-woochie-coochie.

Fuck you, too, technology.

[One] We have 15 minutes before HK police arrive.

[woman on TV] Anything happen in school today?

Refugee camps are emptying. It's an amazing sight to see.

♪ Bullet-bulletproof ♪

[exhales sharply]

Specifically and immediately.

Mind if I turn on some music?

[Three] What are you doing?

[men screaming]

[tires screech]

♪ Tell them the truth But they think it's just made up ♪

- What is that? - Three blew the budget on the Ferrari.

I'm going back to Turgistan.

These attacks on my generals

- Well, we do now, dumbass. - [Seven] Nice.

Show my enemies what's in store for them and for those they love.

He'll violate every single principle your nation holds dear.

It's an emotional movie.

And what about you?

[suspenseful electronic music playing]

I got the targets all grouped in the kitchen.

- They're gonna hit us! - What's going on?

[both grunting]

(REVVING) VrrrrrRRRRROoooOOOmmMM!!!

They have blood types and birthdays and sock drawers.

Arianna. Big guy's still staring at me, isn't he?

- You don't look through a bullet hole. - I'm so mad at everyone right now.

Why is everyone on a fucking Vespa?

Kill me right now.

- Cops. I've been kidnapped! - I'm gonna kill him.

Goddamn it. You go eat some food.

Was that, uh...

When you're young, you lock yourselves into all of these bad decisions.

Don't handle your shit, flush it down the toilet like a grown-ass man.

So, here we are. A little eyeball led us to these fuckhead generals,

So, what the fuck are you looking at, Nurse Ratched?

I'm cool with that.

Yeah, me either, Mama. Working for him didn't agree with me.

Take the wheel! Take the wheel!

- They do? - Yeah.

[colonels pleading in panic]

- [engine roars] - [tires screech]

[indistinct chatter on TV]

[One] What's your opinion?

And I will never tell you to not pull that trigger.

Look, your client is a half-wit, fuckstain war criminal.

and I couldn't cut through it even with a billion-dollar sword.

My brothers and, uh, my sisters.

If I was up there, I'd expect you to leave me and not turn back.

- The things I say. - Mm-hmm.

Got the target. Moving out.