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Billy.
[man] Come on. Get up!
We're going to Vegas, baby!
- [suspenseful music playing] - Fuck.
This fish soup they call... labu... labuan...
I thought you guys are here to rescue me.
♪ There's a monster inside of my skin And I don't know who's gonna win, oh ♪
in this fucked-up world.
- We're definitely gonna be on the news. - No shit. Hang on.
You like that phone now, motherfucker?
You can't tear a place down
Fuck! Turkikasazhan?
to haunt the living.
the dictator of Turgistan, Rovach Alimov.
We Deltas don't operate like that.
- Yeah. - He's gonna kick my ass later.
I need military escort.
How about high blood pressure?
Yeah.
- [ticking] - Americans?
afraid that you're gonna die some other way.
That's how I like it. I'm a good inventor.
[explosion]
You guys sure are cynical.
It's only the beginning.
Impress me.
- Good luck. - Saying good luck is bad luck.
Uh, he's got a gun.
I found the back doors to Rovach's suite.
- [police officers speaking in Cantonese] - Shit.
- Jesus! Shoot him! - Go get him!
You wanna hand me those over there?
- Cup. Compliment his wife. - Is that your wife?
After his national address, he'll have a big party on his yacht.
- Get off. - [laughing hysterically]
Remember, they don't like Americans.
[Seven] Hey, One!
[in English] Yeah, hey. Shit's gone... We're super fucked.
Yes! Now, that's driving! That's driving!
[Seven] Let's go.
There's our backdoor to Hong Kong.
Sixty seconds.
Going down!
I'm your brother!
So, we're gonna hit the four generals. They're gonna lead us to the brother.
- Because I will fuck you up. - You not fuck me up.
How is this different?
[slowed] Fuck!
Join me, brothers.
[both scream]
- No. - [Seven] Okay.
- Go, go, go, go, go. - Yeah.
[man, in Turkmen] It's not the length of the boat... [laughs]
[man 2] ISR is approaching coordinates.
Well, you see, Ma...
You're scared.
It was a flashbang.
[heartbeat]
- You almost done there? - [Two] Okay, we've got a problem.
A man whose longest relationship's with a rifle.
Such a fuss.
[Four] What does this mean?
became something to gain.
Holy shit! I mean, I wasn't sure it would work.
[in English] Cheap. Fake.
- What? - What?
I begged the director not to do this, Murat, begged.
[alarm wailing]
NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED!!
That's none of your fucking business, Three.
[somber instrumental music playing]
[engine revs]
[man 2] Aid and Base, this is Central. The net is yours.
[jovial chatter]
[breathing shakily, in English] You and your Bruce Wayne shit!
We've lost our ability to pretend.
- [ship horn blares] - [guests shouting, screaming]
- [sobbing through earpiece] - You should have seen him watching Coco.
I mean, if I wasn't there, probably more than one of us dead.
Schools, to take away his future.
are now mobilizing to give them help.
You know, marriages and mortgages, and all that kind of stuff.
No need to climb angry.
An unannounced stress test.
[somber piano music playing]
Fuck the mission.
- Okay, what's your name again? - Mike.
- [Seven] Get out the car. - [Three] He's in the net up there.
- ♪ It's time to stand up, stand up ♪ - Two!
[laughs] What?
If any harm should befall me, the same exact harm will befall you.
That's an asshole move. All right.
We're all we got.
[Five] I got it, baby!
Do it!
You new to the team?
- What's that? - A coup.
- [Seven] Stop the car. - Do not stop the car.
Instead of a violent, ignorant, illiterate mob who just begs for the whip.
- Fuck that. - Mission is more important than the man.
[One] Okay.
Like they're some sacred body.
[female actor] Would it were mortal poison, for thy sake.
- Yeah? Don't cover your face! - [shouts] Ah!
[both chuckle]
- Six, you see that? - [woman speaking in Italian]
But slowly, I cleaned house, and I had other ideas.
Thirty-eight hours ago,
- Get off of him. - [Murat] Get off me.
Oh, shit!
but Johnny's one of my Delta brothers; a friend.
but if my generals' shoes are to be filled,
Don't look at me. She's the evil one.
Oh!
[sirens blaring]
No offense, Four, I'm glad you're alive,
[coughs, grunts]
["I'll Take You There" by The Staple Singers playing]
In life... totally different.
[grunting]
[all laugh]
[Three] It's a TV line, not a movie line.
You're gonna be restricted to cities that you've never visited before.
It's bullshit.
Listen closely.
♪ Show me what you're made of ♪
- Heartbreaking. God. - Yeah.
No. No, I don't even know what it means.
♪ Never abide ♪
No, I do. My job.
[Seven] Two, Three, you're clear to move up top.
You having fun yet?
- No. - Barbara Billingsley, Hugh Beaumont?
[grunts]
- [Three] Pretty soon. - 'Cause...
♪ This time I won't let go ♪
You hit one more person, and I'm walking.
"Sorry I'm away from the planet right now.
People that you've never met.
[rapid tapping on keyboard]
You goddamn animals.
Heroes always win.