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♪ Bullet-bulletproof Bullet-bullet-bulletproof ♪
Fuck!
Two tons of sarin gas.
Whoa!
The throne is not yours or mine.
Go, go, go!
I'm here to teach.
Turkis... Turkikas...
- We're trying to keep his name out of it. - Yeah.
And like those before him, Blaine believed in right and wrong,
[woman 1] Shut up. You wanna die?
He's above you.
It's not fucking funny!
[Three] Ow! Watch the gun.
Give me a hint, buddy.
Shut it off.
[Three] Ouch!
I'm gonna go in really deep and find that bullet.
- No! No, no. Stay away. - [Three] Come here!
So, now you're stalking me?
[panicked voices, yelling]
- What? - What?
[One] Okay, here we go.
[men groaning, grunting]
- You squish it, the mission's over! - Get it!
No.
[slowed laugh]
[exhales]
I'm gonna kill you.
[drone volume increasing]
Do you believe what that man said?
[Murat clears throat]
[Seven] One.
[guests speaking indistinctly]
You get in the way of my ducklings...
Coming north. Down on Via de... Via de...
[in English] No party here! No party!
- [Five] There's a cop looking right at us. - [beep]
Watch out for the snipers.
Punch him.
[Five] Oh, I feel it, I feel it.
rise up.
...into this.
- Good. - Yeah.
- Half of China's in the lobby. - [One groans]
[guests screaming]
[One] No, no, no!
[beeping]
He said Americans caught him a few years back.
[Three laughs] I see dead people.
[reporter 2] Military targets the aid work...
[sighs]
He died.
I thought you didn't have a family.
[reporter 3] Rovach's military targets these secret hospitals.
It's Britney, bitch.
Javi loves you, Mama. Huh?
[men screaming]
- [in Cantonese] Stay! Very dangerous! - [One] No.
Everyone, strap on body armor,
[protesters clamoring]
Excuse me?
[Seven] It's a good ride, One.
Shoot me right now!
[Six] You got the generals? Can I go?
[adviser, in Turkmen] You're untouchable now.
Don't help.
[Two] Two and Three, in the elevator.
All right, you got a country, Turgistan, yeah?
I'm not doing this again. I'm not leaving him behind.
- Painfully. - [Seven] Yeah, y'all are funny.
It's a lot like the Batcave, except it's nothing like the Batcave.
Okay.
Go, go!
They cut the zip line.
It's a TV show. Come on, let's go.
Y'all might wanna grab a hold of some shit.
[man 1] Central, Aid and Base.
[Two] Grab something!
Did he have a family?
[high-pitched tone]
since my seventh grade science fair project,
He's gonna drown.
[Murat, screaming in panic] Oh, my God!
[girl laughs]
♪ Than give up the fight... ♪
[Seven laughs]
- You hear that? - A lot of backseat-driving going on.
You were good in there.
[Daqeeq grunting]
Your combined experience is nearly that of your predecessors,
Sorry. I have bad taste.
But I realized, my billions, that's not enough.
This mission, I got a good feeling.
- You lost one of the seals! - Huh?
♪ Even when it's hard ♪
It's my daughter.
[suspenseful electronic music playing]
Whoa.
- [general 3] Probably a Ferrari. - You don't see gas of this quality.
[Seven] Move.
You realize I just buried myself in front of my family and friends?
[sirens blaring]
[protesters clamoring]
[tense electronic music playing]
Would you prefer the sultans before Ahmed?
So, she'll never know you stopped coming.
It doesn't matter.
- [Three] What do you mean? - [Two] The pool!
Punch up. Pit maneuver!
[bartender chuckles]
One, remember when I said some shit was gonna go bad?
Who knew the optic nerve was so long?
And I don't have any military background, but I'm like a mother duck.
♪ Give up the fight ♪
It's hard living out here, isn't it?
- [Two] Stay behind me, idiot. - Oh, yeah.
So, we left behind everything,
- I'm trying to lose a thousand cars. - She's gonna die, you know?
Why do you think I chose you?
- [Murat] Your buddy is an asshole. - Hey.