Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Big Fat Liar is already being touted as next summer's must-see movie event.

What's that noise?

I won't rest until Wolf admits he stole it and my parents know it.

Without the essay, summer school.

but the great ones, well, they just come to you.

Because I have his life in the palm of my hand.

HARRY: Hello? Dad, it's Jason.

Would you excuse us please, Shananny?

In general, that's true. But this time I'm telling the truth. I wrote that paper.

I've brought you all here tonight for two reasons.

Save me the sob story, Methuselah!

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

You traveled halfway across the country

I'm taking a shortcut.

When he's bummed out, he turns blue.

Rock and roll, baby. I am ready to party.

Peace out, little G.

in two minutes or I fail eighth grade.

Trust me, it's going to work.

Take it easy. Good night.

(CELL PHONE RINGS)

Just get me to the set.

867 North Maple.

What can I say? This is Hollywood, Kaylee. It's a fish-eat-fish town.

MARTY: What are you doing?

Draw a line of chalk around me, baby, because I am dead!

First lesson in Hollywood, sweetheart: Always get it in writing!

That's him. It's the guy from the limo!

Yeah, it must be really, really tough to be 11.

I'm 24 hours away from the most important shoot of my career!

KAYLEE: Look at all this stuff.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

(TIRES SCREECH)

Well, if you'd slow down, then...

JASON: All right, Kaylee. We'll need clothes and supplies. Let's hunker down

I wanted to wait until we were in front of the entire industry

(CAR ALARM BLARING)

Heads up, clown!

And remember to make your voice sound like a girl's.

Put your seat back and relax, old man. You're in Jaleel's hands now.

I swear. I was riding Janie's old bike and some limo hit me.

(POP MUSIC BLARING ON RADIO)

When he's depressed, he turns blue.

(EXCLAIMS SARCASTICALLY)

Got the alarm codes?

Wow. You're good.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

MARTY: Monty, it's me.

(PHONE RINGING)

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Take it easy, man. It wasn't my fault. The old bag rear-ended me.

And you're so muscular.

so once you let us in, probably gonna want to hold Papa's calls as well.

They're going river rafting in the Grand Canyon.

You don't want that, do you?

(HELICOPTER APPROACHING)

Today, students, we are going to learn about the joys of a special friend

Let's dance, Funnybones!

Watch the shoes. Watch the shoes.

You're Jason Shepherd. You can get out of anything.

Very impressive, Marty.

When he's angry, boom,

Yeah, well, about that, Dad.

There was some guy in the limo, Marty something. Maybe he took it.

Did you eat your oatmeal?

You talk way too much!

And I think it's time I told you the truth.

(CELL PHONE RINGS)

Wolf, how many times have I told you not to call me Urkel?

Have a nice day!

Come on! Let's make some magic.