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I haven't been totally honest about what I've been up to the last couple days.
Do you copy that, Mr. Funnybones?
You got the Wolf.
Hi, everybody. I'm Pat O'Brien and welcome to Tinseltown.
YAA WANT A PIZZA ME YA WANT A PIZZA ME
I took a dookie and I clogged up the toilet! Oh, boy! Oh, no!
Sorry, Sir. There seems to be something wrong with the car.
Um...
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC BLARING)
My big adventure is staying at my Grandma Pearl's with her toe fungus.
You're all probably wondering why I'm blue and orange.
Yeah. Yeah. Feel the burn!
I'm teaching English as a second language at the community college until 6:00.
Why?
My grandma will notice if I don't even show up at all!
(IN HIGH VOICE) That's a big 10-4, Marty.
It's more of a metaphor for a state of adolescent angst.
I mean, when you did Saved by the Bell? Quality. Okay? Substance.
I'd love to take a message. You got it.
Your stunt guy will do whatever the computer tells him.
CAROL: See you on Sunday. Have fun.
like, never, ever, ever, ever,
You see, Big Fat Liar,
We got fish munching fish. We play by our own rules.
(CHORTLING)
I'm on the phone.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I'm Mr. Funnybones Happy Birthday, matt!
One more, Grandma! One more!
the big, fat liar.
I wish I were. Call my dad if you want.
You don't know who you're messing with!
"One man will pay the price.
And I've got orange...
It's all right, don't be ashamed. I am right there with you.
Let's give someone else a chance.
YOU WANNA PIZZA ME YOU WANT A PIZZA ME??? AHHH
No! Mr. Wolf, please. Mr. Wolf, no.
A lot.
It's not overrated.
And his wife, the very lovely Shaniqua.
Sweet God, not like this!
Yeah, I stole your story!
See, my mom made Swedish meatballs for dinner.
(KNOCKING)
Marty Wolf Pictures.
I think that sad excuse for a movie just lost the studio $30 million.
Give us one reason why should we believe you.
The engine's fried. I need a backup car.
He treats people like dirt and no one stands up to him!
Trooper's girlfriend makes a new potion.
(CAR LOCK CHIRPS) I'm all over it.
You just take your time handing in that assignment.
Yes.
I have no idea!
Let's get some sleep. Tomorrow we launch Phase Two.
(SIGHS)
(CHUCKLES)
WOMAN: Sweet Moses, what is that?
(GRUNTS)
.
I think I'll take the brain.
Just stick to the plan...
This ain't working for me at all.
(WHOOPS)
(EXCLAIMING)
Help me out. No.
What the hell is happening here?
Shepherd!
Thanks for the lift, Frank. We'll take it from here.
Sandier.
and I'm about to shoot the greatest movie of my career.
You don't understand! Let go!
Urkel. Jaleel. Oh, my God. My man.
Can I give a shout-out?
All right, listen, Masher,
You've earned it, buddy. You've earned it.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
We open. Twelve different camera angles.
Thanks for all your help, kid.
Here's my dad's phone number.
Do you have an appointment?
Weren't you on the phone with my dad?
Up yours, blue boy!
Now stop wasting time and get to work!
Go!
I'm the best, baby! I'm the best!
Let's begin. Assignments.
Urquell is a beer I drank when I was in Venice!