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I'm at the beach!
Okay.
Saving my butt twice in one year. Who would have thunk it?
Two meetings in a row, Monty.
The carbide lateral valve is connected to the defibrillator and it's acting up.
KAYLEE: Astrid Barker, please.
your movie, your deal at the studio,
but I should get to school.
(BOY CHUCKLES) And I owe it all to my son.
MARTY: We're not just looking for my personal organizer, Monty.
I want to blow them away at the start! Hit me, kiddo.
Will your parents call?
Hi.
Roger, J-Dub. Wait. What does that mean?
but didn't we just find out Wolf isn't going to admit that?
So?
All right, colored dye.
You smoke cigars, hot shot?
(WHOOPING)
JANIE: We will.
"I ain't done living yet."
Grandma Pearl.
The truth?
Daddy.
(SCREAMING)
(SCOFFING)
Without it, he'll fail the class.
(SNAPPY POP MUSIC PLAYING)
Ugh!
That's it? That's the lamest plan I've ever heard.
Three years of yard work and babysitting money. Our flight leaves in two hours.
Jason?
If you can get me the paper by then, I'll consider counting it.
Dude, no offense, but you have made some stinkers in the last few years.
Rocco Malone, head of security at Wolf Pictures.
(GRUNTING)
BFL, "Biffle," as it has come to be known,
So, you admit you stole my story?
We'll go to LA, I'll get my paper, and we'll be back before Sunday.
One chance is all I'm giving you.
Mmm-mmm.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
JASON: Get off me!
I can't go home until my dad knows the truth.
Okay.
Sayonara, loser!
I need backup!
I tried to play fair, Wolf, but you asked for it!
Now get out! I got a movie to produce!
Fabulous!
It'll just be me and Janie from Thursday till Sunday.
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
They're in the middle of a canyon. There's no phones.
You think I care about a couple of little pranks?
No. He wrote a little English paper
Some ideas you struggle and struggle with
But do I get an adventure? No.
JASON: Today we learned we're officially dealing with the meanest man alive!
Unfortunately, that essay counts for one-third of Jason's semester grade.
I'm sorry. The emotions in this movie are just so painful.
It's a great piece of work, kid. And I'm not just blowing smoke.
(SCREAMING)
That thing is my life! If you lost it, then you've killed me.
Come get him.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
Sounds good.
Stay right there.
No, you don't.
What?
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
I'm looking at him as we speak.
I'm off tomorrow. I'm taking a personal day.
It's right down the road! You're lucky I don't Sue you for whiplash!
No, Mr. Wolf, don't come up here. We have a situation.
(BEEPING)
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Vince.
They told me to pick up a little blue car.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
When he's mad, his hair turns red.
I'm pulling the plug on Big Fat Liar. What?
skateboard.
You owe me $100 for yesterday's ride.