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What other choice do we have?
what was our normal budget for office parties?
[laughs] Oh my God. I just wanted to see how you'd react.
[dramatic music plays]
Psyched to meet my BFF's BF L-M-N-O-P.
(Steven huang in slo-mo) staedtler! Staedtler!
How can I forget?
Oh, come on. You know my John Cusack damaged outsider vibe
Why are you shirtless?
You mean the real ones or the ones you guys were invited to?
-But the party was just getting fun. -Know what else everyone thinks is fun?
Guys, this is my boyfriend, Staedtler.
Who picked this '90s shit?
Avast, mateys!
[upbeat music plays]
You were totally bonding with Staedtler.
You will drink as much of this as you need to save my relationship!
If one hour with Brett is that awkward, there's no way I'll fit in at Cognito.
[partygoers] Staedtler!
[Myc] And why is my tentacle on your butt?
Social lubricant.
-Reagan, am I alive? -Stop making the robot!
[partygoers] Staedtler!
I have a plan. Just do it!
It was a gift for you to celebrate you signing the contract.
[coughs]
Courage wolf, hear me now.
We both care about Reagan and that's enough.
Am I that unlikable?
doesn't make the best first impressions.
Did you hear that? They made it work for 35 years.
I'm gonna go eat a hot dog on the toilet.
There is no way I am ever getting back together with you.
[Reag0n] Halting construction.
-[partygoers] Staedtler! -Staedtler, take off your clothes!
Well, the thing is they can't be infatuated with you
Uh, who are you?
-[power fades] -[gasps]
[sighs]
The usual for this one, and I'm pegging you as a vodka man.
No, we've reached the point in our relationship
Illuminati, Cognito, no matter what we do,
Hey-o! There's Ron, the R-man.