Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nice to meet you all.
Damn it!
You calling me fat?
Hey, you should work at Cognito!
Later. Let's get back to the party.
Okay, truth or dare?
Though I see the world in zeros and ones…
Ooh, what if I introduced you to Brett first?
Get out while you still can.
Uh, your arm is fine.
[microbes] Love you, bro!
Just give me five. I need to take un crap.
I could fix up a schooner and we could sail to the Caribbean.
We got to lock this thing down now.
-Guten abend. -[both yell]
[microbes] Love you, bro! Hell yeah, bro!
where we don't have to have sex all the time.
I'm a better Rand than you'll ever be.
Um, yeah. [clears throat] Let me tell you why it's so Cog-neat-o.
Brett! You don't like Staedtler. Give me your arm.
Don't crowd him just because he has a magnificent penis.
Where are you, friendship wolf? [cries]
[bell tolls]
Let's hit the bar.
He once convinced the whole office to sell Herbalife,
-[Reagan] Andre? -Staedtler! Let's start a band!
No! This is like a siren song for straight white men.
You'll be in my body and women find me irresistible.
No, it didn't. I was faking it.
Oh, no. What's going on?
You said you'd do anything to win her back, except make an effort.
About the job? Or about us?
Uh, you want to huck croissants at geese?
I find it both weak and sexy.
That'll be our thing. Should we give each other nicknames? [laughs]