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It's time for you monsters to mash… your genitals together!
-Yeah, but-- -And you control the world now, right?
[Myc] You look like a white girl at Burning Man!
This should make you love Staedtler like he was your own frat brother.
I bet she's eating him alive.
Give us friend times or we cause the end times!
-Look, about the other night-- -Say no more. All that awkwardness?
Whoa.
Forget that last one.
Wait, you guys gave everyone a virus to make them like me?
I think the disease is somehow spreading.
-Agh! -Oh. No worries.
I finally like you now! Bring it in.
We could do it all the time when you work here.
I was going for more of a detached irony vibe.
[Reag0n] Ah, a romantic interest.
Us
[sighs] Poetry? Damn it all! The one thing I didn't bring with me.
Vagina egg.
You're like a sociopath and a yoga mom put together.
[Myc] Hey, you could totally steal my job.
Looking at computer code!
What? No! No-o-o-o!
I always ruin first impressions.
then we can reverse engineer an antidote.
Now get him, boy! Get him!
I really like that guy. Did he say anything about me?
Penis size.
If we had his DNA.
-Maybe I should change. -No, no, no. Everyone is gonna love you.