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A schooner's a boat, right?
[man] Let's go talk to this guy!
[clears throat]
I'm thinking a hundred grand to start.
Hey, can you tag in for me for a while?
Uh, emotionally.
Reagan, we have lots of other stuff to talk about.
there will always be another way to win her back.
Fight it, Brett.
[exhales] So when is Staedtler starting?
[grunting]
I asked this two-faced bag of bolts to trick you into banging me,
It hurts! [screams]
[laughs awkwardly]
[suspenseful music plays]
[banging on door]
You did what?!
I should probably go. I have to clear my head and think.
[sighs] Yes, with this.
Bring it, blood sack!
Shit! We didn't account for their opposable thumbs!
[laughs]
Dear God. They're like the raptors in Jurassic Park.
[ominous music plays]
Great. And let's get some new music up in here.
I don't know. Repairing old boats?
and my team is the best.
Beyoncé doesn't say hi, by the way. Bye.
Oh, phew. Yes. Be kind and… rewind.
-Ow! -Drinking will help this.
You were really gonna do it, weren't you? [laughs]
Have you ever tried a two-and-a-half-some?
Do you want to officially sign your contract?
[Reag0n] It's your standard protocol.
Tonight, HR stands for Horny Raving!
-[glass smashes] -He said yes.
That's my AI assistant, Reag0n.
Uh, no, I have.
I still have the samples right here.
[all] Staedtler, Staedtler!
Yeah, no. This is fun.
What are you doing?