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our relationship will not survive.
What are we gonna talk about if you quit?
It's such an amoral, pointless job.
[man] Staedtler!
-[woman] Where's Staedtler? -[man] Staedtler.
It doubles as a tranquilizer dart.
-[coughs] What? -You do love me, don't you?
Staedtler! Yeah!
Can we hotwire it into the building's lighting system?
Uh, annual Halloween party.
-Agh! -Aw, such a sweet gift, Reags.
-Tag in? -Hologram in as me to the date.
[upbeat music plays]
That could be fun.
This place is like if the Illuminati was a strip mall.
I know you love fancy crap,
We're throwing the first ever Cognito Halloween party. Attendance is mandatory.
All right. Hit it, Mothman.
was so you didn't have to erase people's memories anymore.
The night is ours, baby.
You told me to create the perfect romantic simulation.
You're almost back on top.
[Myc] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Buddy, you coming after my job?
[ominous music plays]
-[Andre] Agh! -[Myc] We saw you talking to Staedtler.
I should just get a regular job.
Yes. Uh…
[Reag0n] Commencing construction.
[StaedtlerBot screams]
Right, and I will have a Natty light.
[groans] Fine, let's get this over with.
Anyway, tourists spotted Princess Di playing spikeball on her private island.
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