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Your wife's nuts, dude.
I also discovered that my mom and I made quite the team.
I took your stupid advice, and I freaked out
Get unlimited free nougaty candy...
my mom was hunting down her razor candy.
strategizing how to beat Halloween.
No?
We al... We always...
although, I might need you to protect me.
Hiya, guys.
The more you pull it off, the more it clamps!
Hell, no.
you can't have Halloween with the kids anymore,
Well, this Predator kisses instead of kills.
Look out, Jenkintown.
BEVERLY: Who wants waffles?
ADULT ADAM: And save them she would.
Whoa. What's that?
¶ We're running with the shadows of the night Thanks, mama.
roam the sidewalks looking to rough up children
Adam is my nub-nub, yes.
You know what's terrifying?
I can't hear you through the fog!
¶ You said, oh, girl Back off, punk!
(GRUNTS)
Mom's got to stop wearing her old Halloween costume. She won't.
But since this was all for love,
It's just Halloween. Who cares?
You gonna go keep him safe?
Take her there.
(GROWLS)
(CHAINSAW MOTOR REVS) ...or a dude with a chainsaw.