HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
GUIDES
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
GUIDES
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
What are you talking about?
We're probably gonna lose a few.
I hope you enjoy it.
Hmm?
Understand?
A plus.
Have a confirmed bachelor.
Oh, yes.
Do you like this?
Hey, I gotta run.
So what are you ladies talking about?
I hear you two lovebirds tied the knot today.
I tell you what, why don't we make you a widower?
I love you.
But I'd stay home, grade some papers, drink some tea.
I just remembered I left the light on in my other life.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You feel good?
That's right, till death do us part.
Look, if you want to end this fake marriage, we'll grant you a fake divorce and a very real F. That's good with me!
Let's read a quick passage from the Bible here.
I'll show you my drill press.
I really like that Claire.
Let's cock those hips back, take the thumb out of play, and head position.
Undoubtedly.
For your information, faggotess, I have a whole new outlook on... Oh, hey!
Ronstance, baby, where's this coming from?
Bring a book.
My bride and joy.
Chuck is.
Oh, I moved in a few knickknacks.
Sorry for that little outburst up there.
No, Jerry.
Don't make me do those wrong things, Ronnie.
This marriage will give you the tools you need to make a real marriage work.
What do you mean?
I gotta take a dump.