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Hey, women are poison, every last one of them.
Speaking of which, we're gonna make this thing legit.
See Jerry, see how important marriage is?
Got to go.
That's a good one, Nuttage.
Look at what that is.
This wolf needs to grow.
That was fun at the Noblitz last night.
Jerry.
Look, January, this- Don't worry, Ronnie.
And what's that for?
Or what, huh?
And it makes me want to do things that are wrong.
I want to switch partners.
You know, spending time on the weekends, weeding the pachysandra.
You know, being a confirmed bachelor and all.
I'm not paying that woman another cent!
Hmm, 18.
What?
And though the faces may have changed, the hassles are just the same.
Nice basket.
Got to go.
There's my bethrottled.
Now, in order for you each to learn the joys and hardships of being in a marriage, for the next week, you will be paired off with each other in pretend marriages.
Tell him I'm not here!
The most sacred covenant that exists between a man and a woman.
I don't know, Jerry.
Who cares?
Two.
Jeffrey!
Hey there.
Thanks a lot for ruining my date, Jerry.
You can't switch partners in the middle of the assignment.
Let's eat.
Get her up there.
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