Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

One week without screens.
Everyday, I start by hitting up Facebook, Twitter
I did eat all the bananas,
and Google "sterilization techniques."
object to this smut being taught.
- Thanks. - Two more things.
Which is probably what I should've said
I've hurt all my friends and family with my addiction.
We at the Society for Family Stability Foundation
When you dated Chris, you dressed in spandex.
Hey, be careful out there.
Your Honor, this was an accident.
and what they're doing with that time
Perhaps you might understand it better
I've had a breakthrough, Ron.
What am I looking at? He's not doing anything.
That's when I hit the fire hydrant.
Yeah, yeah, he's great, yeah.
Who wants some?
No.
Please?
fans of this show
Thanks, Ron.
No phone, tablets, computers, television--anything.
Well, you know what they say, "You break it, you buy it."
And the other 15% are perverts.
'Cause I don't know where Lou has been.
Big deal! I'm adapting.
and you roll it all the way down the penis.
See you guys later.
I mean, look at the paper quality.
Oh, my.
You're dressed like a cowboy!
Ow! I got stung by the wood!
It's so official.
and he was in that classic sex tape
No! Please, send me to jail!
and he was in the '96 Tim Burton movie Mars Attacks?
Where can I get lube that is healthy to eat?
I couldn't fight those numbers even if I wanted to.
We've gone through some difficult times
for the professional shorties.
En unos años ¿quién es quién?
I'm gonna kick all their asses!