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I feel terrible about what I said too.
Okey-Dokey
People still have sex.
Hmm.
- Change the law. - The people support this.
Oh, no, it's a splinter.
Great! It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Ben.
as my city council member.
I'm very confident and I make a lot of eye contact.
Stay COOL. It's a hot one out there todaY
Really? You want to go there?
The Pawnee Sun is calling me "Loose-ly Grope."
No, I have no idea, honestly.
You are not welcome in this brain of mine!"
That's the name I call
Now, stay cool. It's a hot one out there today.
Girl, you look like Annie Oakley
- Okay. - Okay?
You're a regular Paul Bunyan.
Well, maybe not where you come from in "Tramp-sylvania."
Sorry.
Take Ray J, for example.
Marcia and Marshall Langman
Are we leaving?
Any slipups, and that week becomes a month.
God, I'm off my comeback game right now.
Word.
Yes, that's what I want.
I built a real-life Pinterest board.
- Wha--? - I kind of admire
God, Jerry! You don't deserve the Internet!
- and then we will be done. - Okay, worth a shot.
It is called Auto Repair Manual: 1982.
I need to get on webMD now!
Don't embarrass me.
What do we do?
We'll see you after the break, perd-verts.
- Don't say that. - Ben!
Yeah. Sorry. I can't use my GPS,
Every day I start by hitting up Facebook, Twitter,
Are these old people really having sex with each other?
I will accept this gift of rehabilitation.