Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The story of that commercial break is

and then a bear jumped in front of the deer!

isn't going that great.

Seriously, like, he seems a little robotic...

Some of you might remember that I was here before.

for the strategy session tomorrow.

And you were texting at the time, correct?

case dismissed.

didn't Japanese people invent this?"

It means that I have been formally disciplined

based on the fact that my name is Perd.

and say a bunch of stuff you don't believe?

You will read this book from cover to cover,

That wasn't worth saying.

Podcasts. There are a million of 'em,

then our kindergartens, and before you know it,

A deer jumped in front of the car,

with Kim Kardashian,

There are some statistics

I just got back from that Dude Ranch with Ricky.

we are not so concerned with pregnancy.

You know where we're going.

This is no joke.

"'Tommy-edamame' is back on the grid.

Sometimes I like to throw in LinkedIn,

Now, stay cool. It’s a hot one out there today.

What are you going to say out there?

Also, seniors can be pretty ornery.

Perd, I'd like to apologize.

in our new segment, "Are you there, perd-verts?

They're killing me in the press.

Okay, this is great, just make sure

than some feeble government employee in a robe.

- Hey, can I ask you a question? - Mm.

- were you alone in your car? - Yes.

Great news: Lots of old people have chlamydia.

but how many of you out there are sexually active?

I'm proud of you,

Thank you very much, Marshall.

Okay, I guess we're going there.

Safe sex for everybody!