Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ I'm Marshall Langman and I'm here to say ♪
Ann, please do not lecture me about acting like myself.
you will not stare at it
You want me to act like myself?
Tell that to the folks at Pier 1,
For the professional shawties
Marcia is motivated, calculating, and hyper-vigilant,
This...That's Happening Here... Is Not Allowed
but we're from Ohio. We're tough.
I was tweeting.
You have to bury them way down deep inside.
so let's stare at the fire in silence.
That doesn't really apply here.
No, sir. All systems are operational.
I have two partners, often at the same time.
Here's our educational pamphlet.
We won't just survive these dark times,
you could practically cook an egg on the sidewalk.
This is the work of a lunatic.
- My iPhone? - No.
Oh, no! They got you!
- I'll try to help. - You're the greatest.
and doglegs sharply to the left?
I want to jump on that caboose. Choo choo!
Suddenly, you're on the Mars Attacks page.
have the highest rates of teen pregnancy and STDs.
Look, we all want the same thing, right?
Because that's happening to me.
Jean-Ralphio and I have one called "Nacho average podcast,"
Man, you are just a machine.
I had no idea how much you had in your system.
Cool beans.
What's bookmarks?
So? It's fun, and I like it.
Where are we going, Ron?
It's actually a guy named Brad that's a teacher in Pittsburgh.
Howdy.
Look, we need an emergency task force meeting.
When you do get your phone back,
Sometimes, I like to throw in LinkedIn
- Heart attack. - Falling in love.