Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hey. - Hey! Straight.
I mean it does look like less effort
It's not really the President's birthday.
# Cats fit on the windowsill #
- Really? - Yeah.
I know. She told me how much you liked them.
# Happy birthday to you #
- Ben, this is our... new pianist. - Hi.
How am I supposed to bring this up?
You put it in your pocket?
All right? And you didn't have to get me a gift.
- Why'd you even say it? - I'm just saying this as a friend.
You wanna take the club and give it back to the catcher.
I don't say beautiful. She's nice.
Okay, um, I'm not even gonna get
He said "No Gifts" So I didn't bring anything!
But it's more like this, all right?
'cause I don't really practice that much.
- Oh, man. - Yeah, I know.
I need you to help to talk her out of it.
- By the way... - Yeah.
What should I do with this thing?
- Hey, happy birthday! - Thanks for making it, yeah.
Wow, you have a really beautiful house.
# Stand the world on its ear #
- My dog has fleas? - No!
- # Da da da da da da. # - Oh boy, oh boy.
I've been like stressed out of my mind.
- Can't just lay it down on a table? - It's gross.
You had snot on your hand. You'd just sneezed.
# Happy birthday to you #
I'm not really... I'm not doing TV right now.
Look at you from top to bottom. What a doll, huh?
- it's a sweatshirt with studs on it. - Yeah.
Is that my left,
We're gonna make it work, and I'm sorry, okay?
- Boy, that was fast. - An hour. In and out. Done. Boobs.
- How's Ben doing? - The eye is okay.
She just... you know, she grabbed my hands
Oh, you got me a gift.
I wanna say hello to Michael,
He said, "I love tits."