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- I'm so sore. - Not really. I'm not tired.
It's like you go to a movie and it kind of stays with you.
I have nothing to confide.
Because that was your 10th anniversary gift right there.
I saw snot speckles flying!
- Oh yeah, right. - No, seriously.
- It does look like less effort. - Mm-hmm.
Get out of here! How did you know that?
- Well, happy birthday. - Thank you, thank you.
Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call,
- That's it? - That's it.
- Interesting, whimsical. I'm telling... - Good for her.
- Fantastic. - I know.
- What did you say? - I love pigs.
- That and the good hearing. - Good hearing?
Why don't I have my birthday? My birthday was two months ago.
- Hello. - Larry?
- I'm good. - Happy birthday.
You're feeling up somebody's tits!
- Right. - Give it to the catcher.
It's the thought that counts. Listen,
So we'll break it down one more time,
It's that skewer, that fucking skewer.
into what's wrong with the actual choreography.
I'm Michael.
I don't know comics, Larry.
- Guys, we need to start. - Yeah, please.
I never see you sing the "Happy Birthday" song.
- I look at them... - Indiana.
You can't put that down on a table.
- I thought you hear like a dog. - Hey, Larry.
Is he exhausted when he comes home?
- I don't even know what red is. - Hmm.
- Nice to meet you. - You know what?
You move your feet. Nobody knows what the hell's is going on down there.
That's fun, "Uncle Richard."
They're not real though, are they?
Happy Birthday, dear. “Ben and Bill.” (The Twins)
- Okay, show me. - It's really working.
- What the hell do I do with this thing? - We're gonna mingle.
It's not your birthday anymore.
I have blue, I have green...
I can go...
Okay, guys, Let's get started. Top of scene three.
No, go ahead and play.
Stick yourself in the scrotum?