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- All right. - All right. High five.
- Not right now, but I'll see them. - You will, you will.
I have to be honest with you.
Yeah.
- Let me go in the house. - I don't need a bag.
No, he didn't.
You don't think she's beautiful, Larry?
It's usually something like, "Susie lives down the lane."
I'm sorry.
- Hi. - Hi, Ben.
How come you're having a party on Saturday if it was two weeks ago?
- What is it, 60 bucks? - It's 100 bucks. What are you, crazy?
- Why weren't you singing? - I hate the song. I don't sing that.
The kid said, "I love tits." That's what he said to me.
Oh, I wouldn't take your seat.
You guys see how much easier it is with the right shoes?
- I've got it. - How are you doing?
I'm walking around with this skewer all night now.
and getting into your space, and I shouldn't.
where you can't have birthday parties.
Use your time wisely.
Yeah, like an idiot holding the skewer.
Because the shirt was talking to me,
- What's the matter with you? - That's what he said to me!
- Pretty much. - Pff.
All right, you know what?
# Where they can fly #
- I think it is. - What?
Leo! Leo!
Why are you saying pale and pasty?
- Get out of here. - No, I will not take your money.
Wait till next year! You missed it!
Scrotum kebab.
- Do me a favor. - Yeah.
He said no gifts, so I didn’t bring anything
Is everything else good in your life?
I saw it. I saw it, Larry. That's it.