Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You mean to say you don't know what a subway is? That guy kidding?
"Pusher just come in.
- The what? - The motorman. The guy out in front.
Well, the way I figure,
what about that there piece of land I was aiming to get in Tomkins holler?
I sure wish I know'd how.
Well, I think that's up to you, Alvin.
Hey, what's that? How many?
- Ain't never even heard of one. - You never... What? Heard?
Well, any of you fellows want another chance at that critter,
All right, George.
I'd kind of like to see Zeb, are he hereabout?
Say, let's do it again.
- 6:10. - 6:10. All right.
Well, it sure is a fine rifle gun.
Then the bear grunts and it ain't no bear at all.
It ain't in our corner, nohow.
So, we'll be a-building the house right over there by that tree.
So I reckon I'll have to refuse 'em.
No hard feelings?
Whoa, whoa. Whoa, Noah.
She's right here.
So you've got a gun of your own, have you?
Oh, it does? It gives you balance, does it?
I sure would like to read this here book.
Put them on.
You're plumb right, Alvin.
So you see, gentlemen, the grave responsibility rests upon us.
It's just Uncle Lige talking to himself.
Ma.
- A pump, Alvin? - Sure.
It doesn't go straight down, it goes this way.
- How did he do it? - Must have surrounded him.
Now this here is the point!
- 2-1-4-8-0-3. - 2-1-4-8-0-3.
keep your eye on them Heinies so they don't try any rough stuff.
Why, that's a right fair price, Pastor.
- Who is it? - What's that you're saying?
- Straight down? - Yeah... No.
Three women in one she is, Alvin. A whole passel of women.
Well, I done counted 132 heads, sir.
What about artillery support, Captain Tillman?
Nary a man ever tried harder.
Can you tell me where the 328th be?
maybe you need some extra help on the other piece of land.
it seems a lot of people realize it.
And I'm figuring that a-killing other folks
Well, tell him I'll stop by the store on the way home.
- Come on. Sure. - Ain't never gonna get sober.
No poison oak leaves in it, either.
Just to think, in two, three years, a house right there where we're looking.
of course, I always figured on marrying you and Gracie myself,
Yes, certainly.
Is there anything we can do for you?
When do you think I can go?
Well, I can't give you any more than one shot, I reckon.
Re-mark, 29.
it ain't scarce right here in these mountains.
and they wanna get into the cars all together.
I reckon you know I ain't seen my ma for quite a spell.
Oh, I didn't see that one.
Pastor, I wouldn't be against your talking to Alvin.
Here's your cider. It's coming from the...
and captured about 30 men, right down in here.
No, sir!
but he had to in the end.
Because... Because I'm a-going to marry you.
Zeekenny, Donahue! The rest of you guys,
Why, sure enough. I reckon it just slipped my mind.
Well, boys, get your targets ready.
That night that you reported back to me at Camp Gordon,
According to the statements of the others, they were guarding the prisoners
Now, now, now, Alvin, you stop that. Don't you be saying things like that.
- Well, he ain't because... - Because, why?
And for conspicuous gallantry beyond the call of duty,
- Well, Nate was just thinking... - It's mine and I'm gonna keep it.
And this is Mr. Harrison from the Tennessee Society.
I'd be riding up and having a talk with him.
- All right. - Yes, sir.
This is the one bugle call I ain't got no arguments with.
Okay, York. You're on your own.
Ready? Aim.
The rest of you keep under cover.
- Your God. - Your country.
So we understand.
He ain't got no business around here anyhow.
"the things which were Caesar's,
Ain't never cleaned one like that before. I done clean my own, though.
Giddap, Noah.
very moderately priced, has the finest elastic in the waistband,
- Heinie's got the range good. - Yeah. A guy can get killed around here.
Can't say, child.
You sure ain't expecting too much of a husband.
Well, as far as that goes, there's plenty to do right here, Alvin.
Gracie, I... I gotta talk to you.
You figuring to get that whole critter?
It ain't right for us to be a-feared, Gracie.
Queer how the folks that lives on the bottom
Thank you.
I might allow you $1.50 apiece for 'em.
- Well, that's a fact, Mr. Tomkins. - Well, I'll be damned.
- What's the matter with it? - Look.
I'm a-gonna get us a piece of bottomland.
You... You say you believe in the Bible?
Well, folks hereabouts wouldn't know what 'em things is for.
I guess we can give you some help.
- Alvin. - What do you want?
Just a-resting itself and feeding on the earth.
I'll give you 50 United States dollars for the whole caboodle.
- I'm a-thanking you. - You're welcome, Sergeant.
Maybe in another two or three years, if you're willing to wait...
You better go get that fox, George.
Yeah, I hear that...