Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I sure would like to be a-buying that there mule back.
You ain't got no choice. This was the last appeal.
- You can, huh? - Yes.
Or a field of corn?
Bye.
you have been awarded the Distinguished Service Cross.
They're offering me all that money?
Goodbye, Alvin.
What's this here subway you're talking about?
Ziegfeld wants you in an act in his new Follies.
I'll recommend your exemption.
Keep a-coming.
Sounds like them Heinies is making a heap of trouble.
What we done in France was something we had to do.
- Five centers is right smart shooting. - I ain't seen it like since the big one.
- And there'll be a stove. - Where?
Get the table set.
Heard? What kind of talk is that?
You mean I can go home?
Just like the electric signs down the street.
Well, that's one way of figuring it.
They sure are trained good, Major.
Mr. Tomkins, Abraham's worth a sight more than that.
Alvin, I...
- I can't think of nothing new. - Me neither.
I reckon I'm a-waiting.
Well, what with the governor fixing to marry us
- You can have my rifle. - I'm a-thanking you.
Watch them fellows.
"and unto God the things that were God's."
with other things besides plowing.
There it is.
- We were looking for you Saturday. - Couldn't get here no more than fly.
"And finally, there's nothing in the creed of the church,
- Shucks, son of a gun... - Well,
As I was saying, Alvin,
But did Sam get down on his marrowbones,
You sure growed up all of a sudden like...
You got the rest of your payment?
I can't do it.
Well, shucks. That sure got me stumped.
Come back here.
- Clean it, buddy. And keep it clean. - Sure.
He will, if you ask him.
Stand closer, Ma.
"are entitled to request exemption from military service."
- Hiya, Pusher. - That was a good job, pal.
Well, maybe we can figure it so you can sharecrop the piece.
Here's five chances to do better.
Yes, sir.
The next two get the forequarters.
Who was you saying it was?
I was figuring on taking 'em rocks out myself, Alvin.
but not to kill.
"on his shoulder and rejoiceth.
to the rank of corporal with special detail
- Now just you skedaddle. - Ma wants you home.
But there's just one thing, sir, that I ought to tell you.
Well, then I reckon we can put it in writing.
- Alvin, I just... - Yeah?
Don't try anything funny.
Maybe that will teach you to keep your thumb down.
Look, it's the rush hour, the Bronx Express is just pulling in.
I'm a-needing cash money and I'm gonna get it.
Well, we ain't done much thinking on it, mister.
- Yeah? - Yeah, it don't run nohow.
Good morning, Pastor. Reckon I need some coal oil.
Say, Sarge, did you hear? York captured the Kaiser.
Thank you. Thank you, sir.
Sure wish I was a young fellow.
And may God bless you.
a upstanding man like Zeb Andrews would make a girl a right smart husband.
Use as a mark, 4:32.
Would you be a-telling them that for me, please?
Both back tax bills, I reckon.
"do it with thy might."
- Let go of me. - We'll go along with you.
Boy, I told you.
Hey, Alvin, what about you?
Yeah, what's the answer?
Well, thank you. And thank you all.
- It ain't likely. - Oh, yes, it is.
Ain't it?
birds get to fly north in the summer if there ain't something a-guiding 'em?
You're a-figuring on setting up, ain't you, Son?
Come on, step lively. Move forward.
I ain't said nothing.
Yes, sir, Mr. Andrews. I ain't looking for no trouble.
if the Lord keeps a-showering his blessings on me.
"He's saying our outfit is moving up to front pretty soon.
Well, your pa had this here farm
reckon I better go. I'll be seeing you.
No, no, don't you be looking at me, please.
You're welcome.
There ain't nothing I can't get if I set my mind to it.
And they ain't but only eight of us to handle them.
- I'm hit bad, Cutting. - Me, too.
If you wanted to get back to the American lines,
Nice going, York.
Alvin!
Are you coming or ain't you?
Duck again.
Ain't no changing it.
Ma wants you Alvin
Well, I ain't no bird and I ain't no squirrel.
Hey, Sarge! York by himself captured 132 Germans.
We were born here.