Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't try anything funny.
Are you coming or ain't you?
to the rank of corporal with special detail
- Alvin, I just... - Yeah?
And may God bless you.
But there's just one thing, sir, that I ought to tell you.
- Shucks, son of a gun... - Well,
There it is.
- Yeah? - Yeah, it don't run nohow.
- Five centers is right smart shooting. - I ain't seen it like since the big one.
you have been awarded the Distinguished Service Cross.
Stand closer, Ma.
Well, thank you. And thank you all.
I was figuring on taking 'em rocks out myself, Alvin.
Thank you. Thank you, sir.
Just like the electric signs down the street.
You ain't got no choice. This was the last appeal.
Come back here.
Boy, I told you.
"and unto God the things that were God's."
What we done in France was something we had to do.
Well, I sure would like to be a-buying that there mule back.
Goodbye, Alvin.
birds get to fly north in the summer if there ain't something a-guiding 'em?
You're a-figuring on setting up, ain't you, Son?
Would you be a-telling them that for me, please?
If you wanted to get back to the American lines,
Well, we ain't done much thinking on it, mister.
- It ain't likely. - Oh, yes, it is.
They're offering me all that money?
- I can't think of nothing new. - Me neither.
Heard? What kind of talk is that?
"And finally, there's nothing in the creed of the church,
You mean I can go home?
"He's saying our outfit is moving up to front pretty soon.
Well, your pa had this here farm
- And there'll be a stove. - Where?
- Now just you skedaddle. - Ma wants you home.
but not to kill.
Alvin!
What's this here subway you're talking about?
Say, Sarge, did you hear? York captured the Kaiser.
I reckon I'm a-waiting.
No, no, don't you be looking at me, please.
Look, it's the rush hour, the Bronx Express is just pulling in.
Keep a-coming.
reckon I better go. I'll be seeing you.
Mr. Tomkins, Abraham's worth a sight more than that.
Well, then I reckon we can put it in writing.
Well, maybe we can figure it so you can sharecrop the piece.
with other things besides plowing.
You got the rest of your payment?
Yes, sir.
Sure wish I was a young fellow.
Good morning, Pastor. Reckon I need some coal oil.
Ain't no changing it.
I ain't said nothing.
Alvin, I...
The next two get the forequarters.
I'll recommend your exemption.
"do it with thy might."
Come on, step lively. Move forward.
Get the table set.
Well, I ain't no bird and I ain't no squirrel.
Well, what with the governor fixing to marry us
Nice going, York.
Hey, Alvin, what about you?
He will, if you ask him.
Both back tax bills, I reckon.
- Let go of me. - We'll go along with you.
"on his shoulder and rejoiceth.
As I was saying, Alvin,
Maybe that will teach you to keep your thumb down.
Ma wants you Alvin
Yes, sir, Mr. Andrews. I ain't looking for no trouble.
Here's five chances to do better.
Duck again.
Watch them fellows.
Bye.
"are entitled to request exemption from military service."
I can't do it.
Well, that's one way of figuring it.
You sure growed up all of a sudden like...
- I'm hit bad, Cutting. - Me, too.
a upstanding man like Zeb Andrews would make a girl a right smart husband.
Ain't it?
Or a field of corn?
- Hiya, Pusher. - That was a good job, pal.
- You can, huh? - Yes.
Hey, Sarge! York by himself captured 132 Germans.
But did Sam get down on his marrowbones,
if the Lord keeps a-showering his blessings on me.
Yeah, what's the answer?
Ziegfeld wants you in an act in his new Follies.
Well, shucks. That sure got me stumped.
- You can have my rifle. - I'm a-thanking you.
You're welcome.
We were born here.
Use as a mark, 4:32.
They sure are trained good, Major.
And they ain't but only eight of us to handle them.
Sounds like them Heinies is making a heap of trouble.
- We were looking for you Saturday. - Couldn't get here no more than fly.
There ain't nothing I can't get if I set my mind to it.
I'm a-needing cash money and I'm gonna get it.
- Clean it, buddy. And keep it clean. - Sure.
Who was you saying it was?