Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If I don't get my money afore the 60 days,
- I'm joining up as soon as the corn's in. - Me, too.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Tomkins. I'll sure get it for you.
"and they ain't brought us here for no sight-seeing tour..."
And that book's full of great men.
Dig your way straight down to China
And my granddaddy done fought in the Revolution.
We'll go this a-way. Go on.
- Yes, sir. - What have you been up to now?
That's right.
"You Put Your Trust In The Lord And He'll Look Out For You."
Ain't you ever even seen a subway?
Now, that's quite a word, freedom.
I allow Zeb Andrews would make a better one?
The Lord bless these victuals we done got
Then you were forced to cover by a machine gun
The very latest thing in ladies' hats, the cloche model.
That letter we done sent to Washington, says that I was against fighting and...
- Did you kill that fox, Alvin? - I sure did.
I reckon the good Lord will take care of the rest.
You... You'll be a-killing two birds with one stone.
It ain't no use, Alvin. You'd only be fixing yourself for trouble.
Well, I'd like to do you a favor, Alvin, but...
What?
Hey, you.
"Asa begat Joshiat and Joshiat begat Joshua."
- Where did you pick up all this bunch? - Back up the line a ways.
I don't care about that. I ain't a-going.
- You all come over to see the shooting? - Yeah.
I never figured you'd get that money.
Let's get going, Alvin.
- Now look here, George... - Ma wants you.
Five will get you 10 that guy knocks off your whole sauerkraut army.
"whose existent creed forbids its members to participate in war
He was just a-helping me.
And when you get back, if you still can't see it our way,
Well, I'll sure take care of my men the best I can, sir.
- Hello, boys. - Hello, there.
Come on.
Well, I was expecting to take over from here myself.
I'm a-drinking against Nate Tomkins.
Yes, sir. That was why.
you lose the whole caboodle and you don't get the land.
- A Yank. - It may be some kind of a trick.
Ain't nobody a-holding you.
You're just tetched.
I figured that them guns was killing hundreds, maybe thousands,
They ain't turning out mules like they used to.
Well, that ain't right either, if you wanna get more than one turkey.
There's no stopping him now, I reckon.
Now this here...
What did you wanna go over there for?
Now I ain't asking For anything extra
but I ain't one to take the job away from the Governor of the State.
Okay, Sarge.
- Next man. - There you are, York.
Oh, yeah. That gives me balance.
How much for this here bird?
- About what? - That you got religion.
up behind that log there under the hill.
Well, isn't he be coming back?
Do they all talk that kind of English where you come from?
Captain Danforth and I heartily approve.
Maybe so, but in modern merchandising,
and raise your family according to your own likes?
- 2-1-8-1-0-2. - 2-1-8-1-0-2.
Pastor Pile wants to see you, Alvin.
Sixty days and sixty nights.
That were further on.
he seen something move in the shadows.
We counted about 20 bodies altogether up around there.
- You ain't registered yet, have you, Alvin? - Of course I ain't.
I ain't never ate any of that there breakfast food.
I wasn't thinking of what I was saying.
Maybe slow, like the way daylight comes.
I was a-buying that land just to spite you.
- There's something funny here. - Let 'em get a little closer.
So don't start murdering each other.
Hello. Hello there.
Now look, Ross. That's not a teaspoon you got there, it's a shovel.
the pen be busted down, the sow was gone.
Zero hour will be 6:10.
Well, you've to tell him how much you like it, how much good it's done you.
to me.
help him to be getting his land.
You mean as to whether he'll fight or not?
It's Tuesday, Alvin. You only got till 6:00.
If one's got your name on it, there's nothing you can do.
Lots of things still a-going on in my mind.
and help us to be beholding to nobody. Amen.
your being able to cross so much open ground without being hit?
There! Now you can look.
- We run over there... - Was that a gray fox or a red?
Shoot him when he ain't looking.
What would we do with them?
- Where is that? - Tennessee.
"It biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder."
Look, Ross, you had your thumb sticking straight up in the air.
I reckon it is.
but Alvin's done cut dead center, fair and square.
but if a fellow's got himself a repeating rifle,
- I done kissed you, didn't I? - Yes.
He is the big, lanky fellow, fourth from the end, sir.
No need of getting riled, Mr. Tomkins.
No? Well, then I'd pick the motorman.
Ten times as rejoiceful for the lost one as for 'em that stayed in the fold.
Well, with the help of the Lord, I'll make you a good crop.
Well, I sure don't blame you none.
Quit pestering yourself. It ain't no use.
Well, I oughtn't to do it,
No, the whole truth is, if you hears it, you've got a chance.
Ain't no lye in this liquor.
He done said his kingdom were not of this world.
"Move back in the cars," I yell.
Hey, what you got there, young fellow?
Well, there's just one thing I'd like to ask you.
"I reckon that's so 'cause we got all our training
I reckon you do.
You got meat!
Appears he's out running for Congress again.
I'm going.
I've done a heap of thinking up yonder there once.
But since I'm in the army, I sure take my hat off to them.
It's up that way someplace.
What war?
Get going, Tom.
Gracie Williams?
Well, I ain't denying he's yours...
It wasn't just the land I was a-wanting to see.
Look! Heinies!
Well, Sergeant, what do you think of it?
What I got to do is my own.
Just about the best fiddler in these here parts, he is.
Prisoners, hold right there!
The government of all men to defend the rights of each man.
I can believe that, after driving over here from Jamestown.
You reckon it'd do any good?
Your grandpa had this here farm, a pair of horses.
We'll see. Here.
Number eight next.
But if you're willing to take on the job at 75 cents a day,