Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's kind of pussle-gutted, it appears to me.

whereby all men were pledged to defend the rights of each man,

Zeke was a-telling me, but I... I couldn't believe him.

Alvin York cut center five times and won Lem's beef critter on the hoof.

I'll be a-coming back.

The Lord sure does move in mysterious ways.

as Commander-in-Chief of the American Expeditionary Forces,

Well, I'll learn 'em fellows to shoot the best I can,

Which one of your men is York?

and running around in his shirttail.

Now... Now go ahead with the reading.

- No, he ain't. - Well, why ain't he?

Could I be getting a can of baking powder and a...

I can tell you these garments are mighty popular with the ladies.

They took to the hill there. Yeah, that-a-way.

Did you ever think when you start plowing your furrows crooked,

And I hate to be telling you, but I don't want to see you get in no trouble.

No, ma'am, he ain't.

What's the matter?

I ain't having but five eggs and they're kind of puny.

Now, which one of them would you shoot first?

That little hollow...

Now, Sergeant, the people of New York would like to show their appreciation.

I congratulate you, York.

- Goodbye. Goodbye, Gracie. - Goodbye, Alvin.

I'm right glad, Son.

- How much time I got to pay for the rest? - Sixty days.

This is where we change cars, Alvin.

How do you like New York, Alvin, as much as you've seen of it?

Be sitting, Alvin.

- Having any trouble with him? - No, sir. Why?

The other's a croak, just like a frog, about moonrise.

Well, you got to write a letter to the draft board.

They'll get a chance when I put the critter up again.

Well, anyway, since driving over here,

- Sounds all right. - Turkeys sure is dumb animals.

Attaboy, Tom. I heard my daddy talk about fighting Yankees.

He had six or seven other pigs that didn't run off.

How's the crops up your way, Alvin?

I've been wanting to talk to you about this.

First platoon at 6:10,

The Lord sure do move in mysterious ways.

Maybe. Come on, get your mule.

Im drinkin against Tony Delgadillo

They haven't? Ain't they civilized? Where you from?

you as much as told me that you were quite prepared to die for your country,

Come on, fellows. Get your targets ready for the beef shoot.

- Mr. Tomkins, I just want to... - Come closer and I'll hit you.

- Bull's-eye. - Bull's-eye.

Yep, fighting could have been mighty plentiful

in something outside his own self.

- Howdy, Miss Gracie. - Howdy, Alvin.

I'd sure like to see you toad-hop her about, Alvin.

- Halt where you are. - Halt!

Giddap, Noah, giddap. Come on.

I'm Cordell Hull, Sergeant York,

Well, there's a beef and turkey shoot coming up. You must've heard about it.

Joshua, 14, verse 9...

Well, there ain't any English people down our way, just Americans.

Well, looks like he's done a heap already,

What... What would you do, Mr. Hull?

Why, it's Alvin York.

They say you never hear the one that's hit you.

Anyway, your time was rightly up last Tuesday.

Well, I hope so.

Seems you picked up a good bit down in the hills, Alvin.

Why, the... The war in Europe.

Women folks around here wear split bonnets.

Hey, Zeke, you ain't paid your dollar yet.

They say he captured Hindenburg. And the Crown Prince.

- I'll be more than glad to, Alvin. - Thank you, Mr. Hull.

I reckon that there gun shoots a might to the right.

but seeing as how I'm trying to do the fair and square thing, Alvin, $20.

They're a-telling, Cordell Hull are speechmaking over in Jimtown.

it's mighty hard to get 'em straight again.

What's the matter, Alvin?

Let's see now. That's $40.50.

And another thing, I'm gonna give you back the clock you sold me.

I wanna be a-going home.

That land were mine.

Oh, I reckon it's worth about...

Get in there, you guys. Move forward. Move...

Giddap, Noah. I'll be seeing you.

Gotta get under there.

I'm expecting my husband to love me.

"Business is business."

Jim Corey, next shooter.

Why, twixt the two of you, you'd have old Satan down in a jiffy.