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Yeah, well it'll be the first time you got me hot in a while, Frisbee whore!
You! Sack up and eat your wife's grub!
He's a wild man, you know that?
Wait. You can't go to Iraq.
Embarrassing!
But you have to come back! Oh, I ruined the family.
Uh-I'll take the ugly one.
Oh.
Hayley, Jeff can only have sex with you if-
What now, White James?
with their naked asses in my face.
Ha. You always think of something, Klaus.
The emergency fund?
Delicious!
- No, I'm not! - Of course you're not.
What people don't know can't hurt them.
Babe, I gotta go.
Oh.
Or whenever. Anytime is good!
Dr. Klaus is in the house.
I am a man in a fish's body!
Say something else.
Not until you thank this fish. These are all his ideas!