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"Ah!"
I'm still hiding my new girlfriend from my mom and dad.
Jeff and Hayley, come in.
Okay. Thanks, Dr. Penguin. I always feel safe here.
Did you wait three days to cash it like I asked you? Because I have the money.
Hayley, you should be honest about what you really do when you go "jogging."
- Yes, Sergeant. - On the goddang main road!
- Oops! I said the whole thing. - That's sick.
What's he talking about?
# Oh, boy, it's swell to say #
Good day to everyone.
You should talk to a professional.
That's not gonna work. The secrets are all out in the open.
- and have it filled. - Thanks, Doc.
He is the ballsiest outhouse cleaner we got.
I guess you're just good at everything!
Everybody go back to lying to each other.
- There we go. Shoot. - Dr. Penguin...
Wait-Wait-What's the emergency fund?
Jeff, wait. Now that the truth is out...
If you ever need some bitches, remember White James.
What now? Oh, nothing.