Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You pansies make me sick!
Tough Titicacas.
- Hold on to your wallets. Thief's in the room. - Cute.
But-
Of Course, What's Important Here Is To Avoid The Truth At All Costs.
How can we ever thank you?
and that you don't come from a broken home like Reese Witherspoon's kids!
Ph-Ph-Phone? But what about the lies you tell your husband?
I love hanging out with your parents.
What's black and white and lives in Antarctica?
if... he's thinking about your mother.
Can Cost Plus make something that doesn't smell funny and break two days later?
Maybe you can still smell it on me.
Hey, Dads!
Of course I can help you.
Lentils are ready!
not to mention get the respect I deserve in this family!
You're a wild man, you know that?
I don't have very much money!
We're undoing years of damage caused by Dr. Penguin.
If they came to me with their problems, I could actually help them...
Leaving work at 4:00 every day. The pre-eating.
You can take this prescription to any room in the house with Kleenex...
Leave me alone, embarrassing straight parents, or I'll pee in your cereal!
Because neither one of us has anything left to say to each other.