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Now, my office hours are from 9:00-
If you even look at her, I will pour this hot coffee down your pants, pervert.
Oh, my. What a cute beret.
Ah-ha-ha! He does.
Come on, get outta there! Oh, man! Oh, man!
If we do the work, we can get through this.
He's got a magazine!
I heard the words, but I didn't see them coming out of a stupid fish's mouth.
Maybe some sort of bra? And wash your hair!
Just that Steve has a girlfriend he hasn't introduced you to.
And you need to keep lying.
- You're far too old to be pregnant. - I'm 23.
We're gonna up that to five.
that Dr. Penguin will be staying with his aunt Evelyn for a while.
Let's do this.
Well, who else shall I send to Iraq?
middle-of-the-road romantic comedies like Sweet Home Alabama!
L'll-I'll try that.
- Snow globe! - No! No!
Why are we pretending to be his parents again?
There! Ya hot and bothered now?
Ach! What?
- Get out of there, Sarge. - Just need a few more seconds.
Somebody just dropped a bunch of work on my desk. -
Nothin' doin'.
Oh. Well, that's my only thing. I can't help you.
# And he's shining a salute to the American race #
Ssss.
Eight hundred and seventy-three. That has to be a record.
I know.