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Thanks, though, and I'm not Japanese if that's what you're doing.

That could have gone way worse.

Oh, when I get really scared, I secrete semen.

- What? - Making investments.

Two, three, four.

Okay, since when?

Oh, wait up. Before we go in there...

got me voted off the state relay team in high school.

You gonna win this one?

(BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

All these chicks are about to be at this party today, man!

Ders, it's fine. He's just handsome and rich,

- They do both. - That's true.

But you and buttholes make sense.

Yeah, I mean Ders taught it to us, so it's got to be real.

Whoa, hey, spiders, man. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

Troy Torpey-nis.

if you're even in there anymore, just come down, dude.

Drake's not rapping about banners.

Jesus... Filipino.

what an awesome dude you've become, man.

No, no, no, actually, I'm gonna be a hero too, even though it is in the deep end, so...

We need a doctor!

- I prefer snatch anyway. - Mmm-hmm.

God, I wish Magda would let me do anal.