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I don't even know you two.
- That's not a thing. - No, it's a thing.
- Hov! - Hov!
I'm not ashamed to say I got to pop a couple of Viagra just to keep up.
Okay, 'cause I can't get serious with a sophomore.
And cross off Torpey's name and make everything all right.
- I'm into that. - I'm calling dibs right now.
Oh, hey, so, Adam, what's up? This is my girl, Sherry.
- Yeah, you do. - No, no, no.
Well, except for me. But to your point, I'm not fully human.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
You are heavy, you fat fuck.
But nerds, they become Skrillex.
I want to see the squirrel!
Our old pal, Ders. Let's give it up.
Okay, I'm offended
And I've really been building something very special with her.
Yeah.
You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta
I thought he was kissing me.
(GRUNTING)
and banging Magda, the "Lady Rock" Johnson,
I am fixing this.
- Oh, look at Allison Fields. - Oh!
- These girls had jokes! - The lunch ladies.
I feel like I'm a little underdressed.
about your little relationship with Aurora Brown?
- I, like, did my own thing. - Right. Exactly.
Gotta be fresh
- Who's calling this? - I’ll call it, baby.
Look, she's obviously valuing both of her Filipino and black heritage equally,
- I'm not. - Stop lying to her, man.
How could the love of my life and my potential wife be the
That's why Drake can say the N-word a million times,
Come on, Dersie, we're gonna take you to the hospital.
(SHOUTING)
Chikn: Squirrel! There's a squirrel!! Chee: SQUIRREL!
Sherry Cruz.
(LAUGHING)
- Nah. - Get on up here.