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- You got a boner! - No! No, stop it!
So, like, you don't even masturbate to her?
- And that is not what she looks like. - She is...
(ANDERS SCREAMING)
I'm not going and I never will.
Oh, it's a little baby girl squirrel.
What's he doing? I want to go see it.
(LAUGHS)
No!
Look at all these shotgun shells, man.
- It's chasing me. - Adam, drop the hot dog!
- Mama! - Ooh!
Oh, dude, this would suck so bad if you died.
'Cause you got a boner!
Chocolate?
I did get a boner that day in the showers in high school.
And you're going to prove to him
Stay with us, man.
No, I don't. I swam for another school.
take it to where you stay at.
(SIGHS) Yep, the one that got away.
and you're gonna say, "We're not in high school anymore."
He's actually dying.
- No way. - So, now I'm Lochte's money guy.
Help!
Okay? Not in front of my girl.
What are you guys doing? You guys got to get him to a hospital.
You better believe I got them in the pool too.
The Ders...
The same girl Same girl
Could be a signed set photo from Booty Call.
Why don't you swoop on down here, buddy? Very safely, though, please.
The Ders! He's unleashed the Ders!
- Excuse me? - ADAM: Your ethnicity.
Like, I wasn't in either of those groups in high school.