Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Screw turkey. I like pig.

If you don't mind...

Go back! Go back!

WE LOOKED! THAT’S HOW

We thought you might say that. Then Carly explained...

And I started thinking, maybe he is shady.

What are you talking about? Do you know what she means?

Bye, see you later!

He's a short guy? Bald?

CARLY: You won't go to jail.

Forget what? Dinner with Phil.

by the same guy. I call it a tie.

Oh, by the way, your dad called...

It's too late for that.

It's like a... just not...

Huh, could this day get any worse? Really?!!

Think about it. Between the two of us...

It was like this red mist came over me.

I'll think about it.

I'll do it. If you do it, I do it.

my friends are Mark's friends...

because I couldn't crack the code on his password.

YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW CLOSE I WAS TO THIS!!!

You see? No hands.

Do what you need to do. I support you? Yeah, right.

This is putting your ducks in a wood chipper!

I think you're being hard on yourself.

Unless you want to stay.

Nah, I think I got it.

Just tell me the truth!

Done? That wasn't even a conversation.

Really?! That's right!

Listening to Biden be like Not buyin it

Is the ottoman okay?

The girl at the shop told me that sheer is the next big thing.

Okay, we're done here. I'm going to do it.

You said we just had to find out where

He made me the bad guy. And he's divorcing me?

Where are you going? To do push-ups.

Are you okay? I've been trying you all day!

She might not even be American!

What is your deal? Do you not get how weird this is?

I can weather a little hate sex.

It's just that you were going to meet my dad...

Can't forget this.

It's not bullshit. It is.

You must hate me so much. If it's any consolation, I hate me more.

I have no friends to talk to because

You're sleeping with my husband?!

No! Of course not. It's barely dark outside.

You look gorgeous today. Thanks, honey.

...to confirm that you and he were still on for drinks with Mark.

I can't go to prison I will be the bottom!

I can't go to jail! No, no, no.

Where you going? Come here.

Nothing. I just think it's more complicated than we thought.

If I was going to lose money, that's where I'd do it.

I hated it. (CHUCKLES)

...but we just have that twinkle.

Well Let’s Not Waste Anytime Let’s Get Right Into The Show

You mother... (HORN HONKING)

So fake it until you make it.

No way! I don't buy it.

I know how assholes do asshole-y things...

How are you? Not too great.

Or payback. That's how we framed it with Nick.

This looks like a box of bungee cords.

So you haven't called him, full silent

Lives a couple of streets over on Clark.

Well, it's going to suck for a little while.

(INTERCOM BEEPS)

You included Nick? Bullshit! Now I know you're...

Is your shirt see-through?

I got all that out of my system with that one.

Oh, honey? I need you to sign some papers for me.

We'll go to that hot chocolate place in the morning.

Time to go, sweetie.

(MARK STUTTERING)

WOMAN 3: My husband likes a meaty sauce.

CARLY: It's really annoying.

Have a seat, but please keep your dog off of my furniture.

Otherwise, his brain would have...

have to be perfect. I like blue.

You okay, baby? You need my help on this?

Carly. Carmela. You're talking about Carmela.

Ah! I haven't seen her. We didn't have that twinkle.

Mark King to see Miss Whitten.

Wait! What do I do? You can't just leave me.

It’s called bullshit! It’s called bullshit! I call global bullshit! It’s bullshit.

What? You robbed me. You three girls robbed me.

That makes sense.

...mentioning your new friend Carly to Mark?

I didn't know, so I'm not a mistress. Can you say that, please?

And I feel like an idiot for trusting you over him.

I don't know... a couple months.

WOMAN: Well, I'm not working. And I am so freaking hot.

I feel like I need to go to brain camp.

...Mark's invested in. Three are offshore and one's a blind filing.

I don't hate you at all.

We cry on the inside like a winner

She's not a hooker. She's just a slut.

She's like a cliché of every wife's waking nightmare!

Right. See? See? That's why I need to go to brain camp.

And I just wanted you to be happy.

Okay, turn around. Turn around.

We'll find out what Amber knows.

I did, because I was a mistress-virgin and you were the first.

Okay. Thank you.

If you're going to cave every time he pays attention to you...

...then he comes to me, Oh, I have to go golfing.