Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tequila or vodka?
It's over. I'm getting my ideas direct from the factory now.
You won't get away with this.
Oh!
Soft skin. We met at Trader Joe's.
You pulled my hair, which is totally...
When did you start eating naan?
Baby, this is Dana. Hmm?
and I think he's getting suspicious.
Can you open the door for me?
Mmm. Yeah?
Please focus. I am focused!
So...
I like the way your brain works, but...
Hmm. Hmm.
I don't understand.
You had sex with my husband fifty times?!
But that's just me. He's your husband.
Losing it?
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
I'll have to send her to rehab.
KATE: Okay, target is moving! Target is on the move.
Dana!
For basically forcing me to be your friend.
(LAUGHING)
That marriage was doomed, so it wasn't cheating.
You just have to pick a spot and be okay with it.
We just have that twinkle
(LAUGHS)
We're out of air. It's hot in here. Just crack the window.
KATE: I can't believe I'm in the mistress's closet.
KATE: Mark's.
Did you ever think when we had that shitty
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)
What is this?
...and has to go on dates. I am not equipped to go on dates.
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
You know, what the hell do you know? You get it wrong all the time.
and the dating pool was everyone!
Since when do you smoke?
...while pretending not to know about his whores...
And though it brought us together,
Watch what I taught Thunder.
So, what's up? What's this big mystery you want me to solve?
Not the organ I was thinking of.
Wake up. You're making out with your dog.
Um, I found your number in my husband's phone.
I can't join a gang! I don't know how to make shanks!
in order to make yourself feel better.
MARK: I'll get us some drinks. Scotch okay?
Don't be mad. I'm not being anything.
It can't be the sex... you were a lot nicer and your hair was more shiny.
Yes. And have you ever seen shit like this?
as a blind woman to get upstairs.
but she's spying on me, like a double agent.
Okay, great.
...I thought of you.
(GROANS)
What?! You had sex with him?
Because my whole world just blew up
I'm sorry did you say you had a fecal incident??
Oh, just some stuff for the accountant.
No. The client said he was too emotional.
I had a fecal incident.
My situation's pretty situated at all times It’s true.
No, no. You know what? I overreacted.
It's like his sex drive is tripled.
I found this... wire transfer instructions for a company in the Bahamas.
That feels so much better.
Maybe I should just tell him in person.
The feng shui spatialist chick.
Not all. Just half. That's what equal partners get... 50%.
It's completely crazy, and I don't know where it's going...
Listen, Mark's shady. He finds out you have a lawyer,
I don't even know if she's American.. I don't even know
What's Thunder doing?
Please?
What are you doing?!
Mmm...
and not friend friend, like boning friend!
My brain when a I hear perversion.
AMBER: Mark's an asshole!
...my zipper just got caught on my necklace.
What the hell?
That's because I have a Stan, okay? He works.
Sure thing.
...and I just want to stay in our bubble a little longer.
They are on the move.
and I like to think I'm a good guy, so...
Exactly
MARK: Katie?
That's a $300,000 car, asshole!
Sorry. It's me. Don't be mad. I just...
Oh, God!
I am McEnroe!
This is what it's come to, huh?
Mouse hammock.
That'd be perfect, thank you.
This place is awesome. My neck was so tight.
Bye!
(SIGHS)
It's your signature all over those contracts.
CARLY: Good idea. Never. Ever.
Hi. Red or white?
And when I get this feeling, I'm usually always right.
Believe it.
I don't need to wreck someone's home for a date.
(CHUCKLES) Whoa!
Don't get too close to me. I'm getting sick.
No, don't go just yet. Just one kiss.
(GRUNTS)
treatment and he's still calling?
KATE: Oh, come on.
Do these windows open
And then one day that ring will just be a ring.
...or anything and just be ready to go.
(SIGHS)
Yeah, of course.
I will wind up in Gen pop. Turn around.
True.
Have a great weekend.
AMBER AND CARLY: Kate! Kate! (WHISTLES)
It's a Jetta.
This is pretty.
Let me just lay down for a minute.
Remember how tiny it was?
KATE: Probably enjoying.
We'll talk about it.
MARK: I wish. What are you doing?
You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.
You need a guy with something to keep him busy.
(LAUGHS)
It was good! We ran on the beach, met Mark's new mistress...
Hacked into his computer the night
My mind when friends strictly talk perversely...
I don't do this. I'm too old for this shit.
Yes, Kate. Exactly like that. I shit my pants.